sitting beside a fat person on a plane

[frogprincess]

whenever i fly anywhere i always hope that a good looking man will be sitting next to me, and i am even willing to settle for an average looking guy w/ a killer personality.

yesterday i was on my way home from a little trip and i am evaluating each person walking towards my seating area, i see a couple of hotties and hope that one will be sitting next to me, but no such luck. then i see two very heavy people (girl and boy in love) walking towards my seating area and i cross my fingers even harder that they are not going to be sitting next to me.

since you already read the title of this post i am pretty sure you already know what happens next. yup, that's right the two lard asses are sitting in the two seats next two me. they were so fat that they had to litt the arm rest so that their lard butts would fit into the seats. i ended up sitting next to the fat girl and her big fat butt leaked onto my seat so i had to sit over to my far right.

guess it could have been worse though, if i had been stuck in between them i surely would have barfed.

[matéo]

I make sure im the last on the plane, and usually find a seat that I personally feel like sitting in unless the planes full of course.

I sat by this really cool chick once from singapore to korea. She was 55 and coming back from a 3 month meditation retreat in india. We talked about Enlightenment, VD, and the canucks, it was cool! she was really skinny though
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[matéo]

fat people are always good though b/c they stay in one position for the whole flight.

[miss.myra]

i liked watching airline with the 'cos' aka customer of size, if they were THAT big they may as well make them buy an extra seat ok.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ They actually do charge "excessively obese" Passengers for an extra seat if they have any ummm... overflow...

[miss.myra]

^ I know.

[crookedking]

did you at least get the window seat?