women aren't funny

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by eighty5

Yes it is. Its the most lamest way to get your attention.

She loves you, hence why she does it 20 times a day.

Next time she does that SCREAM at the top of your lungs right after she giggles.
I bet she will never bug you again.

yeah...

concluding....woman aren't funny

~dalyn

[ebbomega]

The only comediennes I ever find funny are the lesbians.

Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen Degeneres and Elvira Kurt were all funny before they had their own TV shows.

Exception that proves the rule is Margaret Cho.

[Euro Dollar]

to wum:
You're a sexist, racist closet case...
you're not funny, not smart, not creative, not original...

leave fnk, leave the scene, fuck it, leave the country!!!

[Goat]

^You leave my country.

yeah, uh...

anyone notice that women just aren't funny? i think their humour comes from criticism mainly. what's up with that?

Maybe you just like dick. Don't hate on the penile challenged. They're warm and soft and shit.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by Goat

^You leave my country.

are you native?
didn't think so...

shut up and sit down!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

to wum:
You're a sexist, racist closet case...
you're not funny, not smart, not creative, not original...

leave fnk, leave the scene, fuck it, leave the country!!!

[Ryan Ross]

Originally Posted by eighty5

Yes it is. Its the most lamest way to get your attention.

She loves you, hence why she does it 20 times a day.

Next time she does that SCREAM at the top of your lungs right after she giggles.
I bet she will never bug you again.

And slap her right in the boob. Women love that shit.

[wum]

Eurololler: why don't you keep jacking yourself off with that thread you started about me :)

edit: doesn't loller sound like someone's jilted ex girlfriend or some shit? i've never had someone follow me around this much before.

Euro loller's answer: I'm following you because you suck and it's my mission in life to prove it TO EVERYONE. FAG!!!!! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! YOU SUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAME YOU ARE! WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING TO MY SHOUT OUTS??! IS IT BECAUSE YOU SUCK? YES, I THINK SO.





(please respond you fucker... )

[wum]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

gotta keep it in pictorial form. :)

parody and other wordy responses confounds the loller

[Grapes]

What? I'm hilarious.

I will go on record as saying that Myra is in the top 3 of funniest girls I know. Consistently vyying for the #1 spot.

Girls are not funny as often as guys. It's one of the many differences between the sexes. But some girls are damn funny.

[-evil-duerr-]

"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going." - Wanda Sykes


women arent funny? Man, you dont know shit about comedy. there arent AS many funny female comedians i guess, in comparison to all the male comics..and there are thousands of different possible reasons for this, that could be argued about till the cows come home,.. so i aint even goin there...anyways, theres many many funny women around the world.. a shame ya dont know it

[Vitamin-X]

I think men can take themselves less seriously; and it leads to a more casual
humor.
ie:Homer

Once you take yourself off the table it really only leaves "observational humor"
or "Critical Humor".

[wum]

Originally Posted by Vitamin-X

I think men can take themselves less seriously; and it leads to a more casual
humor.
ie:Homer

Once you take yourself off the table it really only leaves "observational humor"
or "Critical Humor".

good observation

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by sh4un

i agree most female stand up acts are fuckin brutal to watch.
but i have seen a few funny ones in my life.

i think its because men are more harsh with things they say and not afraid of what other people think.

Well said.

[Grapes]

Just seems like being funny isn't a priority for a lot of girls.

Think about this.. I've heard lots of girls say they like a sense of humour, and often they mean it.. if a guy is really funny, witty, etc it can be a turn on. While personally I like a girl who has a good sense of humour, is it usually a girl's jokes that turn a guy on?... or the way she laughs at his jokes?

I would say the latter.

As usual, sex is the underlying reason for everything.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Grapes

I will go on record as saying that Myra is in the top 3 of funniest girls I know. Consistently vyying for the #1 spot.

Girls are not funny as often as guys. It's one of the many differences between the sexes. But some girls are damn funny.

hi-lairous. top three calibre.

[thechix0r]

I think this statement is too generic... you obviously have been talking to the wrong crowd of girls... I dunno my guy friends think I am funny but that's cuz I am not afraid to make an ass out of myself or be a goof. Sure the dumb ones are just funny because they are stupid, but the girls I know keep a good convo going with some wit and zest... *shrug* I dunno

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by wum

Eurololler: why don't you keep jacking yourself off with that thread you started about me :)

edit: doesn't loller sound like someone's jilted ex girlfriend or some shit? i've never had someone follow me around this much before.

Euro loller's answer: I'm following you because you suck and it's my mission in life to prove it TO EVERYONE. FAG!!!!! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! YOU SUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAME YOU ARE! WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING TO MY SHOUT OUTS??! IS IT BECAUSE YOU SUCK? YES, I THINK SO.





(please respond you fucker... )

if you actually think you're important at all, let alone important enough for me to follow you, then you can also add conceited to the "wum's qualities" list...
and why do you use lollar? Cubed came up with that one... don't got a brain of your own buddy?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

if you actually think you're important at all, let alone important enough for me to follow you, then you can also add conceited to the "wum's qualities" list...
and why do you use lollar? Cubed came up with that one... don't got a brain of your own buddy?

Loller. Get some better material. The fact that wum is doing better than you in a flame war is just... well, sad really.

[Euro Dollar]

ebomegga, your observation fails you once again...

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

ebomegga, your observation fails you once again...

At least I can spell correctly.

[onefour]

Originally Posted by wum

I've been getting a lot of this at work lately:


group of women, but the alpha female usually does the talking.

alpha female: so i've noticed such-and-such about you

wum: huh?

alpha female: she goes to her friends, and they all at the inside joke.



This happens about 20 times a day

so you deal with immature people, has nothign to do with being male or female, those are just little girls; litterally or figurativly?

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going." - Wanda Sykes


women arent funny? Man, you dont know shit about comedy. there arent AS many funny female comedians i guess, in comparison to all the male comics..and there are thousands of different possible reasons for this, that could be argued about till the cows come home,.. so i aint even goin there...anyways, theres many many funny women around the world.. a shame ya dont know it

That girl you posted ^^ is one of the ONLY female comedians i find funny. Im sorry but 95% of women comedians ARE BRUTAL!! not funny in the least. They try to make "jokes" .. you don't make jokes to be funny .. hard to explain.

but my new gf was a class clown like me in school, so she's hilarious.. i love that. i also have a couple girl friends that are damn funny.. i find that to be more entertaining than most comedy anyway.. cuz it's natural.