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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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oh gosh....it is always interesting when you wake up with random scrapes and bruises and wonder "how the fuck" trying desperately to remember. last weekend i wound up with a pretty fucked up knee. what's worse than hurting yourself tho, is braking shit. like i'on even remember taking my cell phone outta my bag last weekend.....and i wake up sunday and the battery wont stay on cause the little plastic piece that holds it is broken off.....thank God for good ol' packing tape ;) or like that time my camera got all fucked cause sand got in the lense....and now i am out a camera until i can come up with three hundred dollars. stupid sand....who ever thought of throwing a party in a baseball diamond anywaay...sheesh...
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i broke my thumb fighting with a buddy, did a flip into a bush and shattered a beer bottle in my hand, i was pullin out glass chunks for a week or so after. ive lit my hand on fire with a flaming shot cus i was 2 drunk and spilt it wen i went 2 grab it.... theres alot more but i think those ones were the best |
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it seems my splinter theory was correct, you were just impatient! oh, and in response to this thread... drinking is a privilege, not a right, if you can't handle it without being a total bonehead to yourself/others then maybe it's time to find a new hobby, like backgammon..or something. |
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