Billy Blanks

[diva]

is the black Tony Little.


If you join his club, you get billy dog tags to motivate you! I'm totally digging the boot camp/drill sergent analogy.




I want to hate both of them, but really, who can resist their infectious enthusiasm? I sure as hell can't.
=*(

[ja_raul]

if your hate is undecided on these two characters, why is this in the punching bag? i say its easier to appreciate them rather than dislike their perfect physique and mental wellness.

are you also undecided on jack la lanne?

[diva]

^

are you also undecided on jack la lanne?

we've got his juicer

=(

[ebbomega]

My mum tried to push Tony Robbins on me when I had to move back to the island to sort my shit out. I can't freaking believe that.

And then part of her convincing me that his strategies worked, she mentioned that he lapses into bouts of depression and has pretty much lost all the money he's ever made on his products, and how he really has no more control over his life.

Yah mum. Sounds great. I'll get right on that.

"You're just like Tony Robbins if he were a... great big... hulking... Frankensteinish.... You're just like Tony Robbins!"
- Spike, to Adam, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

[CharlieTuna]

Fuck, someone posts a thread with reference to Tony Little AFTER I get rid of my Tony Little avatar.

[diva]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

My mum tried to push Tony Robbins on me when I had to move back to the island to sort my shit out. I can't freaking believe that.

And then part of her convincing me that his strategies worked, she mentioned that he lapses into bouts of depression and has pretty much lost all the money he's ever made on his products, and how he really has no more control over his life.

Yah mum. Sounds great. I'll get right on that.

"You're just like Tony Robbins if he were a... great big... hulking... Frankensteinish.... You're just like Tony Robbins!"
- Spike, to Adam, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I'm talking about Tony Little here, not the Freakish Tony Robbins with abnormally large teeth.

[ebbomega]

I know that.

But we're talking about motivators, because trust me, that's what Billy Blanks and Tony Little do.... motivate and sell books/videos... how is this different from Tony Robbins aside from the fact that they claim fitness to be the solver of all life's problems?

[esoter1c]

Is what happens when a Speed freak discovers steroids.

[Grapes]

TONY ROBBINS HUNGREEEEEE

[diva]

^ He's married to some woman from Langley. Word on the street has it that he got with her while she was still married.

[Grapes]

Heard that. The whole thing sounded sordid, but at least he chose not to eat her. Must be true love.

[Grapes]

PS ---> That's Tae-bo!

[diva]

^ Careful, I hear he gets really mad when people talk smack about him. He has his lawyer's number on speed-dial.