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Old Nov 17, 05
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Warning to all guys.....

No matter how much you want to impress the ladies , please, for the love of all that is holy, stay away from any form of waxing for the stones.

I like to keep trimmed up, as I'm sure many guys do, and I thought to myself 'HEY... if a girl can do it so can I!'

WHAT A FOOL I WAS!

Pain beyond anything imaginable.... it hurt so bad that my boys retreated back into my body for fear of more attacks. They haven't come out for a couple days now. :haha: I didn't opt for the full baldy just cuz I think that makes me look like a 5 yr old in my nether regions but despite the pain I'm happy with the results.... doesn't mean I'll ever do it again mind you!
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Old Nov 17, 05
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dude i would give you bad karma for even trying that out, BUT i think you have learnt ur lesson.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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That is just so wrong shaving works leave the wax alone
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Old Nov 17, 05
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dude i would give you bad karma for even trying that out, BUT i think you have learnt ur lesson.
Hey.... the ladies love it though! No fur makes them a little more enthusiastic about venturing south of the border ya know.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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oh man.
that's hilarious.


now you know how much it can suck being a girl and doing girly things sometimes.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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Hey.... the ladies love it though! No fur makes them a little more enthusiastic about venturing south of the border ya know.
thank god ive figured out a few ways to increase enthusiasm without ripping fur from my sac :)
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Old Nov 17, 05
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That is just so wrong shaving works leave the wax alone
Shaving the boys is such a bitch.... trying to stretch out the wrinkles! Ladies, I do apologize for subjecting you to this! hahahaa
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Old Nov 17, 05
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dare i say NAIR?
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Old Nov 17, 05
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^Does that shit really work that well?
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Old Nov 17, 05
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it does from what i've seen.
but i've never used it for myself.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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*Side Note*

You guys might make fun of me but the well groomed treasure trail works quite well for the ladies..... much better than having a forest. ;)
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Old Nov 17, 05
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being a lady myself i can say that you would be very correct.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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dare i say NAIR?
Doesnt that sting? I think the boys have been thru enough!
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Old Nov 17, 05
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ouch dude! btw, nair will work but it will still hurt like hell if you use it on your balls. i let my ex nair my chest once and that was bad enough.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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Well, considering the serious difficulty of the shave method I'm always willing to check out other options! haha
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Old Nov 17, 05
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They haven't come out for a couple days now.
i burst out laffing when i read that part...hah

ps...OWWW!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 17, 05
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pfft. wuss!

my first and only brazillian was done the day before my period (as I like to think that I am fearless and unconquerable!). it was very painful, but only lasted a few seconds.

taking some ibuprofen may help to keep the swelling down though!!
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Old Nov 17, 05
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Wow - Cdn_Brdr, I feel your pain.

But I don't recommend nair either, in fact, it says on the bottle not to use it on those parts of your body. Seriously, do you want to put something on your men that smells like turpentine?

I can understand waxing the top part not the men.....kudos to you, you are a very brave man.
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Old Nov 17, 05
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nair's bad around those parts of your body. i used it once on chest and it didn't really burn, but it has a bunch of warnings on it not to use it around your nipples or genitals.

if you're wanting to keep it clean, trim the area and then shave the boys, blade razor (CAREFUL MOTHERFUCKA, THEM'S PRECIOUS).
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Old Nov 17, 05
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That is just so wrong shaving works leave the wax alone
Shaving certainly does the trick, but when the hair grows back it's all stubly and prickly!
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Old Nov 17, 05
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Originally Posted by Disco_Whore
Shaving certainly does the trick, but when the hair grows back it's all stubly and prickly!
nutsacks aren't exactly like a vagina....

there are very few hairs there relatively. after about two or three shaves you get used to it.

'there really is nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum'
- dr. evil
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Old Nov 17, 05
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yeah the problem is that it is hard for guys to wax down there seeing as how the skin is looser in the ballusackus region

but to say girls can't emphasize with the pain..uhh, it hurts for us too (but so so worth it)
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Old Nov 17, 05
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Doesnt that sting? I think the boys have been thru enough!
I wouldn't say enough, I think it's fair after all the things women have been through :)... ok, maybe I'm just a little bitter...
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Old Nov 17, 05
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nutsacks aren't exactly like a vagina....

there are very few hairs there relatively. after about two or three shaves you get used to it.

'there really is nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum'
- dr. evil
No there isn't that much hair there, but it still gets all scratchy and I definitely notice when having sex a few days after a guy's shaved. Maybe it's because i'm insanely sensitive but it feels like he's got a cheesegrater down there!
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Old Nov 17, 05
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Hahaha, oh shiet man! Hahaha, sorry but I can't stop laughing.
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