Spam Email

[veN]

I don't know how I can get out of bed every day. I really don't know how I made it this far... I thought I was doing alright for myself, but apparently I am missing out in a big way. (Hehe.)

Apparently, I can have a bigger penis! Harder and longer erections! And at the same time, stronger and longer climaxes. Now if that wasn't enough, I'm also missing out on fake Rolex watches, and valuable software offers. Wow, who knew?

Thank goodness someone was thinking of me, and sends me these emails, almost daily. Really they must have my best interest in mind. And how resourceful of them to find me on an account thru my internet provider, as opposed to my already over spammed hotmail account. Otherwise... I just don't know how I could carry on.

Ack, fucking spam.

[veN]

Y'know tho... Life is pretty good if this is the only thing I have to complain about. Haha. :)

[Vitamin-X]

^^Hey that second post isn't bitching about anything.
*you're breaking the rules Lol *

I'd better go though, apparently I'm missing out on the financial deal
of a lifetime!

[g!ggles]

Originally Posted by Nev

I don't know how I can get out of bed every day. I really don't know how I made it this far... I thought I was doing alright for myself, but apparently I am missing out in a big way. (Hehe.)

Apparently, I can have a bigger penis! Harder and longer erections! And at the same time, stronger and longer climaxes. Now if that wasn't enough, I'm also missing out on fake Rolex watches, and valuable software offers. Wow, who knew?

Thank goodness someone was thinking of me, and sends me these emails, almost daily. Really they must have my best interest in mind. And how resourceful of them to find me on an account thru my internet provider, as opposed to my already over spammed hotmail account. Otherwise... I just don't know how I could carry on.

Ack, fucking spam.

haha OMG my work email gets soooo many SPAM emails daily! It's a funny thing but it def gets old very very quickly which can lead to very very annoying.

Today is one of those days! Well put hun! :)

[junglequeen]

good old spam!!
without it I wouldnt know that hornyhousewife4you wanted to chat!!

[cubed]

Nev, you'd look great with a larger wang.

[Gusto]

they come in different sizes?!

[Cdn_Brdr]

not really.... 'gusto tiny' and EVERYONE ELSE is about it.

[veN]

Originally Posted by cubed

Nev, you'd look great with a larger wang.

Thanks. I think I'm gonna reply! LOL

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

not really.... 'gusto tiny' and EVERYONE ELSE is about it.

oh shawn, always taking the easy burn. it's like the guy who has "cat" on the board three times everytime he plays scrabble.

[ebbomega]

mail.google.com

best spam filter i've ever seen.

[Grapes]

"So I get this email, it says: 'For a bigger penis, click here'

....

Clickcliclickclick click clickclick click clickclickclick COME ON GOD DAMMIT"

- Lewis Black

[veN]

^ Oh Dave, if only I could give you more Karma.

[Vitamin-X]

One guy, in the states I believe, was sentenced to 11 years for a
brutal spamming operation. They would use hundred of false IP's ect ect
I guess he just wanted to make sure everyone got all the "help" they needed.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Nev

^ Oh Dave, if only I could give you more Karma.

I should be the exception to the rule.

"Normally we would insist that you spread some karma around, but because it's Dave, sure, why not?"

[veN]

^ I really agree :)