"My penis!!!!!!!"

[mojo]

is what a nine year old boy was screaming at the top of his lungs yesterday when he got his soldier caught in the zipper of his shorts.

that thing was stuck too. his dad cut the shorts off and tried his best to free his sons manhood but nooooooooo luck. they ended up taking hime to the hospital, and i am going to guess that there was either a scalpel or some tearage involved.

poor little Rhett.

i work at a pool. i just thought id lay that out there so i dont look like a peddy.

[veN]

Oooooh wow. that musta hurt! He will never forget that. You probably wont either lol.

[scue]

rough..

[Prissypants]

Poor kid... :(

[Chewy]

i think i did that once to.. at least not that bad though, when i was little

[Drazkers]

*cringes* harsh...

[cubed]

"Is it the frank or the beans?"

[crookedking]

the little shit probably had it coming.

[optimum sound]

haha, reminds me of ´theres somethig about mary´ best scene ever, buahahah

[DefJef]

We Got A Bleeder!!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by optimum sound

haha, reminds me of ´theres somethig about mary´ best scene ever, buahahah

yeah, cubed beat you to the reference buddy.

FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!

[~god~]

loooooool yeah.

I loved the scene where the mom came close and started spraying at it

[mugsy]

ahhh pools. my first time ever teaching lessons it was preschool 2, and a little boy decided to show every little girl just what he was packin...
worst i've seen though was a bee sting to some guys knob. through his speedo at a swim meet. that had to be rough.

but i also once saw blood coming from a guys speedo when he got outta the pool during a waterpolo game - somebody to sacking to a whole other level.