Attack of the ex girlfriends!

[C_squared]

Well it’s not that bad but maybe just a weird coincidence. I'm walking down Granville street on my way to work and I get a call from an ex-ex that shouldn't even have my cell number but somehow does... She begins to bitch at me cause I still have her mini-system (which is not even hers) from when we split up years ago... Really tho, the mini-system is mine now-- its compensation for ripping my fucking heart out, but I digress. As I'm walking past Robson I can hear my name being called, but I'm not really paying attention cause I'm on the phone... I pause to see who's calling me, and it’s my ex-ex-ex sitting at the pub with one of her friends. I tell my ex-ex I have to go and that I'd call her back. So my ex-ex-ex is all drunk and flailing making small talk like she gives a shit, when she gets mad and begins to chastise me for forgetting that today is her b-day... I'm thinking: bitch please, I've spent the last 4 years trying to forget you, you two-faced, she devil! In the middle of that thought my pocket begins to vibrate as I'm getting a call from my previous ex, which is probably the sane-est one out of all my ex's, but I forward her to my voicemail because I've been avoiding her all week. The ex-ex-ex being the weird possessive twat that she is asks me who called and I told her it was my ex... Then she's like "oh you're single, why's that?" I tell her I'm single 'cause I chose to be... I cut the conversation short, cause getting to work on time is more important. As I'm leaving ex-ex-ex yells out in a drunken slur, "you should call me some time Carlitos we should talk!" I didn't say anything, just wished her a happy birthday. Curious as to if ex left a message, I check phone and she texts me "I miss u :(" Jesus! As if someone's trying to tell me something... All I needed at that point was to have my ex from high school show up out of now where with a 6 year old kid asking me, “say hello to your son” and my head would have fucking exploded. Talk about pressure.

[Gusto]

what a player.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Gusto

what a player.

lol not realy, these were my last 3 long-term relationships in a row... how fucked is that?

[decypher]

Must be national ex-girlfriend day.

[g!ggles]

Originally Posted by C_squared

All I needed at that point was to have my ex from high school show up out of now where with a 6 year old kid asking me, “say hello to your son” and my head would have fucking exploded. Talk about pressure.

haha now that's funny *lol*

[Pennywise]

i wanna be like you carlos/

[C_squared]

You don't want my stress.

[Lady Dame]

awe.

you at work?

lets smoke a B-Lunt if your not.

[cinist]

you know it's hard out here for a pimp

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by cinist

you know it's hard out here for a pimp

haha! your replies always win.



Heeey Carlos, stop dating drama queens. Problem solved! hehe :)

[wtf_wtf]

WOW now that was one of the most entertaining posts ive read in a while lol, what a day that musta been dude

[Grapes]

ex-ex-ex yells out in a drunken slur, "you should call me some time Carlitos we should talk!"

Hmm. I wonder what she wanted to talk about.

[Ms.Tarantula]

oh GOD. ex-girlriends are so SCARY... I feel for you :(

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by wtf_wtf

WOW now that was one of the most entertaining posts ive read in a while lol, what a day that musta been dude

It wasn't even a day... shit went down in a matter of minutes.

Originally Posted by Grapes

Hmm. I wonder what she wanted to talk about.

Who knows man...hopefully nothing too deep.

[Miche Me]

Originally Posted by C_squared

lol not realy, these were my last 3 long-term relationships in a row... how fucked is that?

I agree, that is totally fucked up...i dont think i can handle that....must have been some weird Ex alignment of the stars!! (hehe)
On the upside, now you can be pretty sure that you wont run into any of them of a while, you got it all done in a matter of minutes!!!

[Sarah...]

Originally Posted by cinist

you know it's hard out here for a pimp

indeed.

yousa playa playa....j/k....
honestly tho that is really really weird...the way you describe those girls it musta been a bit stressful aswell...
I feel you tho when I see an ex I run as fast as I can haha.....
yeah like myra said maybe date girls who are less crazy..:P

[C_squared]

^ Crazy chicks, are always the icing on to top of the cake if you follow me. They just seem to be right out there making themselves more available.

Can't seem to get past the icing.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by C_squared

^ Crazy chicks, are always the icing on to top of the cake if you follow me. They just seem to be right out there making themselves more available.

Can't seem to get past the icing.

maybe you should try taking it slow every once in awhile then.

[C_squared]

Where's the fun in slowing down?

[frankie_V]

He's got HOES!!!... in different areaaaaaaa codessssss

[Sarah...]

(edit:for carlos)^ because then everything about the relationship is better...The faster it starts the faster it ends if you know what I mean.

[Toxxin Ephekt]

I guess you can say that I got attacked last night from the ex.... but I was weak and let her in.... =(

[decypher]

man, Wayne. Come on. You need to get your shit together man. Your not helping her or yourself.

[Toxxin Ephekt]

^^...Fuck dude....she just called me right now....fuck man...I was starting to be strong the last week....and she called me Saturday night, and I saw her last night....*sigh*.... =(

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Toxxin Ephekt

^^...Fuck dude....she just called me right now....fuck man...I was starting to be strong the last week....and she called me Saturday night, and I saw her last night....*sigh*.... =(

On your cell phone>> ring tones>> personalise ring tones>> edit Ex's rintone>> select 'silent' ringtone.

problem half solved.