Unpleasant ways to wake up in the morning

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

Yah I really hate fighting dreams. When you keep hitting the person and they are like it doesn't hurt. You wake up and you are so angry and want to go find them and fight them.

hahha... thats funny, i have dreams like that but i usually wake myself up because i throw a punch or kick in my sleep and almost fall out of bed.

[Goat]

Headbutting a wall or floor.

[P.A.R.T.Y]

Waking up every 20 min because your friends proximity car alarm keeps going off everytime a sportscar drives by, meanwhile, I`m sleeping on the floor because he`s the 'guest.'
Waking up to itchy balls (happened last night)
Waking up because your house is on fire! (happened to my best friend, thank God for cats)

[t-skywalker]

waking up after only having an hour of sleep cause of the heat and having to go to work for the day................grrrrr

[Play-it-hard]

oh thats a bad one ^^

[Mr. Spiffigans]

yup, mine are more about not sleeping than waking up younger sis just got out of school ahd a party last night beside my room didnt sleep till four got up at 7 then did a twelve hour shift

[Juicyka]

speaking of unpleasant ways to wake up.... after getting 3 hours sleep i wake up to the sound to drums playing, vibrating through my house.
so freakin hungover.
i wanted to die.

[Wood]

waking up to find your roomie, who's just come home from the club ripped on pills, tugging on your foot & demanding that you 'get up & party' until your bed falls apart from the struggle, then sitting on the couch wrapped in a blanket for an hour just to shut him up while he & his friends flail around mashed.

OR... waking up to same roomie, apparently sleep walking in nothing but a t-shirt, getting his ass beat in the next room because he mistook another roomie's bedroom for the bathroom, and mistook said other roomie for the toilet, if you get my meaning.

ah, how i miss victoria.

edit: just thinking about the second one from the other point of view... imagine being awoken by a fist to your face, only to find yourself naked from the waist down pissing on your friend's bed. that'd be a doozy!

[prozac]

^ i have a similar one...

Waking up to your boyfriend's cousin's loser friend standing at the foot of the bed, unzipping his pants. I elbowed my boyfriend, and he pushed the guy out of the room, only to have him end up peeing all over our door.

I also had my roomates (in another house) actually kick down my door at 2am trying to wake me up to do shots with them at 230am when i had to be at work at 430.

[clearist]

A punch right into your stomach. One that winds you.

[.muffy.]

prozac & wood: those last two just made me almost fall off my chair laughing.

[Jen-E-03]

feeling so sweaty and clammy ..ick... what a yucky way to wake up in the morning

[prozac]

only funny in retrospect, trust me...

:(

[BAL1STOPHER]

ggiyhuiuhoiuohhoplpojo

[Dancingbee]

your alarm clock rings
so you turn around really fast to shut it off
and nail yourself in the eye with the corner of the table.

yay for bruised eyes!

[Rayeine]

Snare Drum In The Ear...
Friends in bands are SO muchfun.
*narrows eyes*

[Gia]

waking up squished between two of your smelly guy friends on a twin bed and your arm is numb for about 5mins after waking :(

[vaporize]

here are some of mine

- dreaming fights/sex/illict substance use/weird/freaky dreams
- boner
- falling off bed
- banging head against wall
- naked
- hungover
- waking up without gf to make breakfast for me

[crookedking]

my girlfriend's cat bit my morning wood.

i kicked the little fucker off the bed.

[Jen-E-03]

being woken up at 5:30am by ur gf turning on the bedroom light and leaving it on while she does various things around the house. This is a horrible way to start the day.

[Séguin]

The Plunger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtD9HT_AyE
Antiquing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TULJrI5-YQ
Heavy Metal Alarm Clock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjzavQjpClo
Fireworks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uxZKwh85A0

These are all pretty bad.

[baby-phat]

waking up to the god damn people upstairs making a HUGE racket. GRR!! (thankfully this wasn't today)

would be when i get woken up by loud noises .. god knows where they come from.. i can barely understand wtf is going on when i just wake up

[decypher]

Jess was it one of george's friends who did that? haha I can take a guess.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Waking up hung over and remembering the fight I started with my boyfriend the night before after he drove 45 minutes to pick me up from the bar..even though he had to work at 8am..and then thinking he left for work without kissing me goodbye.

ugh.

He did kiss me goodbye though!