my pet raccoon...

[prozac]

actually i knew that.

its just you, crookedface.

[crookedking]

people who know where mules come from are freaks.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Carrie

anyone remember this guy?

wasn't that show even called raccons?
or something like that?

[impure]

Originally Posted by Carrie

Ralph is an awesome name for a raccoon..

we have this itty bitty tiny filly at the track, her name is RALPH.
she's scary shit, she can buck like none other.
coyote little bitch.

[impure]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I'm assuming Merlot... he seems like a decent chap.

i've gone through half of my bottle of wild horse canyon chardonnay already

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

you were right! i didn't know where mules came from. but come on...how many people really know about that mating process?

i only know that because one of my trainers when i was a kid used mules to compete in open reining competitions and did really well.
i asked her about breeding mules and learned that.

[crookedking]

people who breed mules are even more freakish than people who know how mules are bred.

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

people who breed mules are even more freakish than people who know how mules are bred.

are you getting at something?

[crookedking]

i think i've already gotten at what i was getting at.

[impure]

jerk
.

[crookedking]

hey! don't insult me! i'm an asshole, not a jerk.

[impure]

mr sensitivity over here

[crookedking]

us assholes are actually closet case sensitive types.

[impure]

has anyone seen the home video of the raccoons who sneak into the doggy door and steal the dog food?
the way they're looking around to make sure no one's coming and feeling around for the food with their paw.
it's hilarious.

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

us assholes are actually closet case sensitive types.

i am fully aware.
unfortunately i lived with a boyfriend like that for 2 years.
rough.

[crookedking]

so i'm guessing that he cried in the shower and not into the pillow?

[starbright]

Originally Posted by Carrie

ps nicole, what kind of playgrounds do raccoons enjoy? and do you want to help me build it?

i have no idea but i have always wanted to design a playground... i could do some sketches for you and i love power tools!

[Carrie]

and I believe bandit is a girl.

I caught her stealing food... she had it out with one of our cats.. (go uzi!) our cat won, the racoon ran outside like a wimp.

I go outside and look around, nothing.. look up and i see 5 faces staring at me from my back porch!

Shut door, lock kitty door, run upstairs and peek out the kitchen window.

Bandit has 5 babies!

here is a picture of one of them on the porch, and there is another one behind him/her but you can only see one.

[prozac]

^awwwwww

so cute.

[Carrie]

they were climbing all over the porch and looked so cute.

apparently they are part of the bear family and thats why they climb well

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by Carrie

and I believe bandit is a girl.

I caught her stealing food... she had it out with one of our cats.. (go uzi!) our cat won, the racoon ran outside like a wimp.

I go outside and look around, nothing.. look up and i see 5 faces staring at me from my back porch!

Shut door, lock kitty door, run upstairs and peek out the kitchen window.

Bandit has 5 babies!

here is a picture of one of them on the porch, and there is another one behind him/her but you can only see one.

I find it appropriate that the cat that beat up the raccoon has a name like "Uzi".

[Grapes]

Bandit has 5 babies!

Prepare to be overrrun.

[Carrie]

7 cats, a dog, and 6 raccoons.
damn this house needs help.