New DJs Pretending to spin for YEARS

[cubed]

IN MOTHER RUSSIA THE TURNTABLES SPIN YOU!!!

[Euro Dollar]

i bet this has been more entertaining then anything alla could possibly do with turntables

[AAA]

Originally Posted by cubed

IN MOTHER RUSSIA THE TURNTABLES SPIN YOU!!!

apparently

[spam]

so by lying about spinning for 7 years you're also claiming to have kissed almost tripple the amout of ass in half the time.

[cubed]

FUCK CAN I GET AN ANSWER ABOUT THE BEATMATCHING ALREADY???

[Euro Dollar]

i think she will actually avoid this thread untill it dies out... then start posting cute little friend shoutouts.

[Euro Dollar]

:) :) :)

[cubed]

I adore cute little friend shout outs.

[Clayton.]

Stop dropping hints cubed Egor's not gonna make you a shout out.

[Euro Dollar]

rate this thread :D

[cubed]

WE ABOUT TO HAVE A "***** MOMENT" RIGHT HERE!!!

[Clayton.]

I think this one call's for a Stalin moment.

[cubed]

lenin just wants a hug.

is that so much to ask for?

[AAA]

And always remember kids....

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by alla

unfortunately i think your jealousy me getting booked burns you more

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and have people suspect you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

(apologies to Mark Twain)

[Sykonee]

Originally Posted by cubed

FUCK CAN I GET AN ANSWER ABOUT THE BEATMATCHING ALREADY???

Tiesto calls it 'on the edge' mixing. Amazingly, there are those out there that'll buy into it.

[b0ld]

Originally Posted by cubed

FUCK CAN I GET AN ANSWER ABOUT THE BEATMATCHING ALREADY???

many dj's in vancouver can't beatmatch worth shit.... even if it comes down to 130-140 bpm..... Its house music for fucks sakes.... the shit beatmatches itself and people still fail...

[Chewy]

This was quite the morning read, thank you all for the entertainment.

[MissMarz]

i agree just woke up, not taking anyones side, cuz i dont know the real deal, but it sure was entertaining to read.

[Clayton.]

More entertaining then a game of hop scotch in red square.

[REV]

well this thread is supposed to be about hating on people lying about how long, so come on, lets hear some more examples

i heard ill-esha has been spinning for only 1.5 years, GASP. the years before was just a cd

and that julian chow, 8 years, bah. more like 8 months

oh and jay auto, 10 years, suuuure buddy. everyone knows that after 4 years everyone starts spinning trance, then at 5 years everyone starts spinning house. my guess is 3 years, he's one tiesto show away from spinning trance

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by REV

well this thread is supposed to be about hating on people lying about how long, so come on, lets hear some more examples

i heard ill-esha has been spinning for only 1.5 years, GASP. the years before was just a cd

and that julian chow, 8 years, bah. more like 8 months

oh and jay auto, 10 years, suuuure buddy. everyone knows that after 4 years everyone starts spinning trance, then at 5 years everyone starts spinning house. my guess is 3 years, he's one tiesto show away from spinning trance

^ dude you're an idiot, i happen to know ill-e and auto pretty well and you couldn't be more wrong. Auto is hitting 11 years behind the decks and Ill-e has been doing it for almost 10.

if you're trying to be funny, then you failed miserably.

[Clayton.]

There was a strong hint of sarcasm in his post.

[REV]

hey man, all idiots have an army of giant chickens backing them up
don't be hiding behind your bad karma giving ways

[cubed]

Originally Posted by C_squared

^ dude you're an idiot, i happen to know ill-e and auto pretty well and you couldn't be more wrong. Auto is hitting 11 years behind the decks and Ill-e has been doing it for almost 10.

if you're trying to be funny, then you failed miserably.

it wasn't that funny initiallly, but now it's got me chuckling.

arpy has booked illy numerous times.

we'll toss this one up to los being beyond the 6BL, at least I hope.