10 things I hate about Surrey...

[C_squared]

1. pregnant teens

2. white dudes that look like cracked out eminems.

3. skinny crack heads

4. bull dikes who start fights

5. ponchos

6. whalley

7. people always asking me to buy drugs

8. the transit system

9. no night life

10. pregnant teens pushing their newborn in a stroller.

[Liqwid]

do forget Exco

[C_squared]

surprisingly not a lot of people in SRY wear exco anymore... thinking ppl caught on that it sucks.

[Liqwid]

uhh....in hate going there........

only to see Val

[Clayton.]

11. Kids/skids who hang out at bus station's such as Surrey central and Newton exchange trying to intimidate people.

12. People scribbling all over everything.

[judicious.]

13. Trailer Parks

14. Bridgeview

[Chewy]

15) scott road- ( so fuckin busy some days)

[t-skywalker]

16)purple and gold mustangs ....fuck

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by t-skywalker

16)purple and gold mustangs ....fuck

They're being replaced with escalades all over Surrey.

[_bRiTt]

17) ignorant punjabs

[mojo]

18)ignorant caucasians

[FireWire]

Q: What's the difference between Surrey guys and Surrey girls?
A: Surrey girls have a higher sperm count.


Q: What do Surrey girls do when they wake up in the morning?
A: They go home.



I hate jokes like that. It just shows what that particular city represents - skanks and whorish lifestyles. People think it's funny to joke around like that but it really isn't - it's a sign that there is a problem in the city, and no one is doing anything about it.

[clearist]

why get rid of the lower mainland's punchline?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by FireWire

Q: What's the difference between Surrey guys and Surrey girls?
A: Surrey girls have a higher sperm count.


Q: What do Surrey girls do when they wake up in the morning?
A: They go home.



I hate jokes like that. It just shows what that particular city represents - skanks and whorish lifestyles. People think it's funny to joke around like that but it really isn't - it's a sign that there is a problem in the city, and no one is doing anything about it.

seriously, man. Have you been to surrey? Just look at the girls around you and you'll see why these jokes exist.

on friday, on my way home from work, we were stalled at Scott Road Station for like half an hour. I ask, "So, anybody got any good jokes?" and one of the guys I work with says:

How do you attract a Surrey girl?
*shakes the change in his pocket*

The best part was how no more than 5 minutes later, a chick wearing a hella-low-cleavage-cut hot pink shirt, like 5"-heeled come-fuck-me-boots and a whole ensemble that clung to her skin like celophane steps on our train...

[judicious.]

Originally Posted by FireWire

Q: What's the difference between Surrey guys and Surrey girls?
A: Surrey girls have a higher sperm count.


Q: What do Surrey girls do when they wake up in the morning?
A: They go home.



I hate jokes like that. It just shows what that particular city represents - skanks and whorish lifestyles. People think it's funny to joke around like that but it really isn't - it's a sign that there is a problem in the city, and no one is doing anything about it.

Surrey as a negative is alot more then just skanks and whores. Theres men there causing the problems too, dude.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

seriously, man. Have you been to surrey?

PS: You don't have to answer that. There's no way in hell you would be making your argument unless you actually lived in Surrey.

(watch for the retort: "No, I live in _CLOVERDALE_.")

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

PS: You don't have to answer that. There's no way in hell you would be making your argument unless you actually lived in Surrey.

(watch for the retort: "No, I live in _CLOVERDALE_.")

I've lived in Surrey (Newton area) all of my life. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm nothing close to the stereotype. The rest of Surrey =/= Whalley.

I've heard all the jokes and all the insults. Honestly, the reason I don;t like telling people that I live in Surrey is because of the knowing "look" they give me..."oooooh. You're from Surrey, eh?" >_<

[ebbomega]

this is true, Lisa, you don't fit the stereotype.

But that's not to say that there aren't plenty who do.

[_bRiTt]

On the other side, at least they arn't uppity pretentious know it alls who live according to what is socially exceptable in the media like the majority of people

But hey, the white trash are always funner to make fun at right?

[BongMan]

I love parts of Surrey and I hate other parts, just need to be choosy of who you associate with.

[Sykonee]

I just like bugging folks from South Surrey.

"Don't go thinking you're above the rest of Surrey because you live near White Rock. You're still Surrey!"

[BongMan]

Ya it always irks me when they think they are better...

[t-skywalker]

Originally Posted by Ever666

They're being replaced with escalades all over Surrey.

been a while lol

[inside]

So lets see. I need to build somthing. MMMMMM. Well what should I build. Oh, I know! Another mini mall. What a grand fuckin idea that would be.

deep seeded suburban decay.

[Grapes]

Sweet thread.. I can't resist doing a little comparison here, and figuring out how many of these negative points could also be attributed to FnK

1. pregnant teens

Was one of FnK's baby crew a teenager?

2. white dudes that look like cracked out eminems.

Uh-huh

3. skinny crack heads

Maybe not.. FnK is more of a crack replacement than anything.

4. bull dikes who start fights

*coughcougodessacough*

excuse me.

5. ponchos

The restaurant or the clothing?

6. whalley

I'm pretty sure whalley is up in this bitch

7. people always asking me to buy drugs

Next!

8. the transit system

N/A

9. no night life

FnK promotes a ton of shit.. then again, if you're on FNK you're not out experiencing the night life.

10. pregnant teens pushing their newborn in a stroller.

*looks around*