The "show ista unconditional love, then put her on ignore" thread

[Ista]

Originally Posted by BongMan

I say put it to a vote let democracy rule...

*shakes head*.... lol

[sNyx]

I sense a new quote in her footer

[Ista]

I dont?

[wishbone]

[img]http://inverteddungeon.com/triacesuperfan/SnappleMan/*****.jpg[/img]

edit: lol oh come on, there's a racial word filter here? im too lazy to rehost it under a different name

[Gusto]

you're gonna have to give me a clue

[SquiLa]

Funny how the name Ista is so similar to the Clubvibes posting menace of last year, Esta. Whom is now deleted and banned for life.

Coincidence? Not the same person I know for sure, but almost like a prodigy. Can you answer to this Ista?

[scue]

Originally Posted by Gusto

you're gonna have to give me a clue

ni-**?

capital N though

[PwInCeSs]

Originally Posted by SquiLa

Funny how the name Ista is so similar to the Clubvibes posting menace of last year, Esta. Whom is now deleted and banned for life.

Coincidence? Not the same person I know for sure, but almost like a prodigy. Can you answer to this Ista?

hahahaha
Esta
sigh, he did entertain all those pregnant days when it was to hot to leave the house

[diva]

Originally Posted by SquiLa

Funny how the name Ista is so similar to the Clubvibes posting menace of last year, Esta. Whom is now deleted and banned for life.

Coincidence? Not the same person I know for sure, but almost like a prodigy. Can you answer to this Ista?

Doubt it. I have CV Esta on msn. He's a million times wittier than this Ista bitch.

[M!SKA]

Dear Ista,

When I was 5 my family got a puppy. She was a mutt, but she looked like a golden retriever. She was cute and playful, but she was very also naughty. We would go out for the day and come home to find that the puppy had knocked over all the house plants in either an attempt to eat them, or an attempt to rebel because we left her home alone, and as a result got dirt all over the carpets. What a mess!

Ista, you are like that puppy. And FNK is like your owner. Your owner is trying to train you not to eat and knock over the house plants by hitting you repeatedly over the nose with a rolled up newspaper, but it just isn't working. FNK, take away the house plants. It is the only way.



Look at that cute little Ista! And my floors are still clean =)

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by M!SKA

She was a mutt, but she looked like a golden retriever.

I totally thought you were going to take that in a totally different direction.

[M!SKA]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

I totally thought you were going to take that in a totally different direction.

I wanted to, I really did.

[thechix0r]

Democratic rule is right... I vote for her to leave

[SquiLa]

Originally Posted by diva

Doubt it. I have CV Esta on msn. He's a million times wittier than this Ista bitch.

No, no I know. NOT the same person for sure. I'm just sayin that's a coincidence. Ista probably doesn't even know who I'm referring to.

And yeah, Esta is a damn smart dude even if is *was* pure ass wank (outside of the hole) on CV.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by thechix0r

Democratic rule is right... I vote for her to leave

nope,wrong answer.

ISTAGATE is the best thing to happen to fnk in a long time.Hilarity of epic proportions.

i say keep her.

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by Revolver

nope,wrong answer.

ISTAGATE is the best thing to happen to fnk in a long time.Hilarity of epic proportions.

i say keep her.

seems like fnk gets a shitstorm every 2-3 months. this will die down in a week or so and all will be normal.

Then BAMMMMM!!!! Like a shit tsumani, it happens again.

Just sit back and ride the wave.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Chewy

Then BAMMMMM!!!! Like a shit tsumani, it happens again.

Mr. Lahey, what did Darren tell you about posting on his account?

you drunk bastard

[Chewy]

Where is smokey, i need another drink

Attn: Farrah (I can call you that right, considering you drop my name every chance you get)

My favorite memory of you, is when Andrew once made a post joking about the size of Erik, and you flew off the handle because you thought he was making a joke about your weight. I was really shocked that you just got super offended and didn't try the "water retention" defense or a glandular problem as you really strike me as that type of person.

The fact that you try to throw my name into every insult that you TRY and make, is even kind of funnier. If no one is agreeing with you now, they aren't going to. Like MC Hammer pants, and Slouch Socks, it just isn't a trend that you are going to make stick.

Now before you go and throw up the same old tired insults about me being a bitch, or fat, or a "rat-face" as you like to put it. I will do you one better. I am a bitch, I am over-weight and damn tootin' there are days when I look like I am run over by a dump truck. But as you can see, none of the insults you can hurl bother me, and not just because they are THAT WEAK.

This whole Ista vs. The World thing, is kinda lame. I mean really, didn't we all go through this phase when we were 12 and angsty. Maybe being raised by a pro, or not getting hugged enough as a child is your problem....but let the members of FNK be your hug, and accept this as the intervention that it is.

Ista, we love you in the same way we all love changing a baby's shitty diaper. No one wants to do it, but it has to be done.

Your partner in life,

Avana

PS - I will probably miss your reply because you got put on ignore several weeks ago.

[Tea]

DEAR ISTA, I LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY because instead of having sex with your "MR" (forever)/ having a life ie: DOING SOMETHING, you're posting on fnk all night, while managing to convey the intelligence of a tickle me elmo.

I appreciate and admire you're persistance/ all of your deeply intelligent words/catch phrases:

1) I AM GOING TO VOMIT
2) YOU ALL VOMITED
3) IF ONLY I COULD VOMIT ON COMMAND

Thank you for teaching me the mastery of rebuttle! You are legend, one i will have to ignore, otherwise i will just feel inferior to you. You go all night, and never give up...you're inability to back down and call people cunts deserves a Aplus for effort. Way to fight young solider! Keep it up and no matter what people say, call them a retard!

Love,

"cocksucker" (thought i'd save you the post)

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by Avana

Attn: Farrah (I can call you that right, considering you drop my name every chance you get)

My favorite memory of you, is when Andrew once made a post joking about the size of Erik, and you flew off the handle because you thought he was making a joke about your weight. I was really shocked that you just got super offended and didn't try the "water retention" defense or a glandular problem as you really strike me as that type of person.

The fact that you try to throw my name into every insult that you TRY and make, is even kind of funnier. If no one is agreeing with you now, they aren't going to. Like MC Hammer pants, and Slouch Socks, it just isn't a trend that you are going to make stick.

Now before you go and throw up the same old tired insults about me being a bitch, or fat, or a "rat-face" as you like to put it. I will do you one better. I am a bitch, I am over-weight and damn tootin' there are days when I look like I am run over by a dump truck. But as you can see, none of the insults you can hurl bother me, and not just because they are THAT WEAK.

This whole Ista vs. The World thing, is kinda lame. I mean really, didn't we all go through this phase when we were 12 and angsty. Maybe being raised by a pro, or not getting hugged enough as a child is your problem....but let the members of FNK be your hug, and accept this as the intervention that it is.

Ista, we love you in the same way we all love changing a baby's shitty diaper. No one wants to do it, but it has to be done.

Your partner in life,

Avana

PS - I will probably miss your reply because you got put on ignore several weeks ago.

That was so heartfelt. I really feel like that post might change the entire world!

;P

[diva]

^^^ I can't give you anymore karma, ratface!

[miss.myra]

Dear Ista, I love you unconditionally because everytime you say you don't care, it makes me care just a little bit more.

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

That was so heartfelt. I really feel like that post might change the entire world!

;P

Did it come out okay, cause I really feel like I might have rushed it?!

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by Avana

Did it come out okay, cause I really feel like I might have rushed it?!

It was so perfect that I almost thought you were reading my mind.