The "show ista unconditional love, then put her on ignore" thread

rawb · #1 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

GUYS I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE MORE ACCEPTING AND CARING TOWARDS ISTA. SHE CONSTALY FEELS VICTIMIZED AND ATTACKED. DO YOU REALIZE THAT ISTA SPENT FROM MID AFTERNOON UNTIL 2AM LAST NIGHT POSTING ON FNK, IN TOTAL POSTING OVER ONE HUNDRED THREADS?

WE NEED THREADS SHOWING THAT WHILE WE LOVE ISTA, WE CANT LET HER CONTINUE HER DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR. EVERYBODY POST SOMETHING SHOWING LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE OF ISTA AS A HUMAN BEING. THEN, PLACE ISTA ON IGNORE, SHOWING THAT YOU THINK HER POSTING BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE TO HER WELLBEING. TOGETHER, WE CAN WEEN ISTA OFF OF HER NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR AND PROMOTE GOOD ACTIONS ON HER PART.

I THINK THE ULTIMATE SHOWING OF LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR OUR FALLEN SISTER WILL MAKE US ALL BETTER PEOPLE.

PLEASE START ALL POSTS WITH "DEAR ISTA, I LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY AND I AM CONCERNED, THIS IS WHY..."

THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO PUT HER ON IGNORE
http://www.fnk.ca/board/profile.php?...=ignore&u=9080

thechix0r · #2 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

OH my....

I have to come up with a reason as to why I am concerned...

rawb · #3 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

DEAR ISTA, I LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY AND I AM CONCERNED, THIS IS WHY...

ISTA I AM CONCERNED YOU WILL DEVELOP TYPE II DIABETES

DIABETES MELLITUS TYPE 2 (FORMERLY CALLED OBESITY RELATED DIABETES, FATTY DIABETES, INTERNET DIABETES OR ADULT-ONSET DIABETES) IS A METABOLIC DISORDER THAT IS PRIMARILY CHARACTERIZED BY INSULIN RESISTANCE, RELATIVE INSULIN DEFICIENCY, AND HYPERGLYCEMIA. IT IS PRESENTLY INCURABLE. IT IS RAPIDLY INCREASING IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD, AND THERE IS SOME EVIDENCE THAT THIS PATTERN WILL BE FOLLOWED IN MUCH OF THE REST OF THE WORLD IN COMING YEARS. THE CDC HAS CHARACTERIZED THE INCREASE AS AN EPIDEMIC.

TYPE 2 DIABETES CAUSES METABOLIC CHANGES THAT LEAD TO DAMAGE AND FUNCTION IMPAIRMENT OF MANY ORGANS, MOST IMPORTANTLY THE CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM IN BOTH TYPES. THIS LEADS TO SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASED MORBIDITY AND MORTALITY. ALSO YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE A HIPPO.

ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS SUCH AS GENERAL OBESITY, LACK OF EXERCISE DUE TO POSTING ON MESSAGE BOARDS FOR OVER 12 HOURS AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE ARE THOUGHT BY MOST OBSERVERS TO LEAD TO INSULIN RESISTANCE.

OTHER COMPLICATING FACTORS OF DIABETES TYPE II IS CHAIR SORES FROM SITTING, AND MARRYING THE FIRST GUY WHO STICKS AROUND AFTER HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU

ISTA I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS POST IS OUT OF LOVE AND I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND GET THE HELP YOU NEED.

SIGNED, WITH LOVE

RAWB

b0ld · #4 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

soon enough she is going to have a fallout like britney spears

HANG IN THERE ISTA

:(

lildonkey · #5 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

DEAR ISTA, I LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY AND I AM CONCERNED, THIS IS WHY...

That time i was walking down robson st... and then you were walking down robson st.... and then we were walking past eachother.... and we both knew we knew eachother.... but we tried to pretend like we didn't see eachother..... and we did that thing... where you look around and stuff and pretend you're looking at stuff as you walk past the person.... but the problem was that we noticed eachother from like 300 meters away, and we were the only 2 people on the sidewalk.... so when we started doing that thing where we look around and pretend we don't see eachother... it looked really awkward.... cause like... we were walking for 300 meters till we passed eachother and i didn't look ahead of me once.... and same with you (i'd assume)

so yah... i thought that was really special..... and i think it made us both better people because of it.... and like... i'm pretty sure the guy in numero uno pizza was looking at my ass.... i'm not gay or anything... but it still feels good to know that i still got it

but you know all about that, because that time that i tried to send you a naked picture of myself... but nobody had told me that you don't live at home anymore... and then your dad got the picture... and your dad thought that i was the guy he met on craigslist "casual encounters" section.... so when i showed up naked wearing a really tight speedo.... and he answered the door and said "hey armando" ... and i was all like.. "i'm not armando, wtf where is ista"

so yah.... <3

**sNyx** · #6 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

the auto link, nice touch

lildonkey · #7 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

and btw

wishbone · #8 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Dear Ista,

This thread was about unconditional love, which immediately made me think of the love a dog has for its owner. So in that sense, let me play the role of man's best friend and hypothetically place you as a human. I am wishbone, after all. In this state, I show you unconditional love despite your nonfactual outbursts, random displays of affection towards sympathetic stupidity, and generally contributing to poor living conditions here on FNK. No, as your pup, I love you through all of this. Even when you flushed my chew toy down the cunt river, I still loved you. Why?

Quite simply, if dog's could understand that their owners are indeed stupid, do you not think we'd be running the show? For fucking sakes, I already know the works of Shakespeare. Unconditional love is only a temporary limbo until the rest of my canine comrades figure out that humans, such as yourself, are indeed not best suited for this Earth. So step aside, human, the unconditional love stops. Now.

Sincerely,
Wishbone

aka
Soccer the Dog.

lildonkey · #9 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

WHAATTS THE STORY WISSHHBOOONNNNEEEEEEE

(i'd sing the rest but i forgot the lyrics....)

Ista · #10 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

If I could vomit on command , now would be the time.

ps. Rawb I hate you : )

**sNyx** · #11 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

you can dish it but not take it? please spare me your bad karma, you brought this one on yourself. I already banned your for a few days hoping to tone ya down. this is an fnk member uprise, viva la moderation!

wishbone · #12 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

oh hi myles. your website, mholman, just makes me think of hans moleman.

-evil-duerr- · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

I haven't felt the need to use the ignore feature - until now.

the most annoyingly confrontational post whore we know as Ista has just earned herself a spot. Thanks for the autolink rawb

**sNyx** · #14 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by wishbone

oh hi myles. your website, mholman, just makes me think of hans moleman.

hans moleman was a nasty name which stuck from grade school. jerk

wishbone · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by sNyx™

hans moleman was a nasty name which stuck from grade school. jerkstore

fixed for myleism.

lildonkey · #16 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

What's the story, Wishbone?
What's this you're dreamin' of?
Such a big imagination on such a little pup.

What's the story, Wishbone?
Do you think it's worth a look?
It kinda seems familiar, like a story from a book.

Shake a leg now, let's wag another tail.
Sniffin' out adventure, with Wishbone on the trail.

Come on, Wishbone.
What's the story, Wishbone?
What's the story, Wishbone?
What's the story, Wishbone?
*Woof!*

**sNyx** · #17 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by wishbone

fixed for myleism.

you dickfore at the jerkstore!

wishbone · #18 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

lougheed eh

i bet i can see you from my doghouse

wishbone · #19 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by sNyx™

you dickfore at the jerkstore!

what's a di....HEY

**sNyx** · #20 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by wishbone

what's a di....HEY

AWKWARD!

lildonkey · #21 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by wishbone

lougheed eh

i bet i can see you from my doghouse

I don't live in lougheed anymore.. i'm just too lazy to change it

Ista · #22 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by sNyx™

you can dish it but not take it? please spare me your bad karma, you brought this one on yourself. I already banned your for a few days hoping to tone ya down. this is an fnk member uprise, viva la moderation!

Ive taken quite enough from them , and you being a "moderator" I kindly sent you a message once. And I only needed to once. You banned me for no reason! AFTER you gave me a "warning" I get a ban a week later?

Fuck you bud.
Im excluding you from all this because your not even WORTH my time or energy to try and piss off.

Pussy*Kat · #23 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

^ Ista, you get what you deserve. Dont start shit and shit wont be thrown at you....

You run around here talking shit like your freaking invincible. then when someone says something to you you go off about not caring and how were all worthless. then you come back. IF YOU DIDNT CARE YOU WOULD LEAVE. Do us all a favor already.

Ista · #24 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Speak for yourselves! You guys bitch and whine more than any menopausal woman I've known!

wishbone · #25 (**permalink**) Mar 05, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ista

Speak for yourselves! You guys bitch and whine more than any menopausal woman I've known!

if we're the menopausal women, then I guess you're the pantyliners in the cupboard nobody needs anymore.

go on.

(and I hd to click 'show this post' to see your post).