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Jan 18, 06
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sooooo according to that.. EVERYBODY is a SEXY, AMAZINGLY GOOD LOOKING SEX STAR .. here's my take
PISCES ~~~~~ Meh, you are ok. 1 night stand at best. LIBRA ~~~~ Seems good looking in clothes, but after a couple days of being naked, your partner loses interest. CAPRICORN ~~~~~~~ You live on a farm and rarely meet new people, your last sexual encounter wasn't with another human. You like to wear Caprice pants while eating Corn. AQUARIUS ~~~~~~~ Know it all. You are toooo good for anyone, don't even think about trying to hit on you. ARIES ~~~~ Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find*. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Great in bed, the BEST lovers. TAURUS ~~~~~ Calls too much. Complains when you don't call. Needs too much attention. You aren't even that good in bed anyway! LEO ~~~ Sloppy and unskilled. You use your teeth without knowing, during oral sex. VIRGO ~~~~ meh. You suck at dancing too. SCORPIO ~~~~~~ 1-2 weeks at best SAGITTARIUS ~~~~~~~~ You make creepy play by play analysis in kiddy voices during sex. (hehe 'SAGET'arius ) GEMINI ~~~~~ unfaithful, lousy in bed. You like to scratch the other person during sex, stop doing that you **** nobody likes it. CANCER ~~~~~ You have too much drunk sloppy sex and you will probably have a teenage baby, that has cancer. that's probably more accurate assessment. naturally i had to leave aries though. *cough* 
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you will have to prove your skills, for me to change Leo ;) or I can make a special bday exemption in Aries and we can be the BEST, SEXY lovers together.
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Jan 18, 06
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have fun bein a Leo then, BITER ! lol =)
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