Big Dicks

Skitzo_Style · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

I need to point out, that we need more threads with guys complaining about their penis size, or lack there of. It would totally make things easier for us ladies......

in accordance with Avana's wishes, i am starting a thread about a problem that i have had to deal with since i was born............

i hate having a overly large penis. it's such a hassle! here is a list of some of the problems i face everyday beacause of this curse:

-having girls calling my celly day and night begging for it

-trying to find boxers where it doesn't poke out the bottom

-finding pants where it doen't create a huge balge is litterly impossible.

-having to stand 2 steps back when pissing in a urinal

-if i get a woody in my sweats, you can see it within a 4 block radius.

nothing good has ever come out of having a big penis, and sometimes i wish it were average size like everyone else!

boo-urns for big dicks! :(

#2 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SUCH A TOOL?!?!?! IF IT IS THAT BIG OF A PROBLEM, GET IT FIXED WITH PLASTIC SURGERY. YOU SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE!

ps - anyone who brags about it being big in my experience, has always been a let down.

Gusto · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

i am totally a let down

g!ggles · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

in accordance with Avana's wishes, i am starting a thread about a problem that i have had to deal with since i was born............

i hate having a overly large penis. it's such a hassle! here is a list of some of the problems i face everyday beacause of this curse:

-having girls calling my celly day and night begging for it

-trying to find boxers where it doesn't poke out the bottom

-finding pants where it doen't create a huge balge is litterly impossible.

-having to stand 2 steps back when pissing in a urinal

-if i get a woody in my sweats, you can see it within a 4 block radius.

nothing good has ever come out of having a big penis, and sometimes i wish it were average size like everyone else!

boo-urns for big dicks! :(

plastic surgery?

#5 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Gusto

i am totally a let down

Good show on the reverse psychology Gusto!

Gusto · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

i don't even know what you're talking about, haha

Silverwinged · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

just get a sex change already.
god.

Capt.AA · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

k wait. you are complaining about what again?

I hope in your next life you are a woman.

#9 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Silverwinged

just get a sex change already.
god.

MANGINA!

Skitzo_Style · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

that's exactly what i was thinking!!!!

a boob job, some horphmones, and a little bit of choppy choppy to mister wee wee and im a NEW WOMAN!!!!!

Silverwinged · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

that's exactly what i was thinking!!!!

a boob job, some horphmones, and a little bit of choppy choppy to mister wee wee and im a NEW WOMAN!!!!!

get some ass implants while you're at it.

Skitzo_Style · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avana

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SUCH A TOOL?!?!?! IF IT IS THAT BIG OF A PROBLEM, GET IT FIXED WITH PLASTIC SURGERY. YOU SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE!

ps - anyone who brags about it being big in my experience, has always been a let down.

for some reason, i read this and think there was suppose to be some sort of relavence towards this comment and maybe one i made in a previous thread.

i dunno, almost seems like she's trying to tell me something, but my overly large cock keeps getting in the way of my monitor, so i'll take giggles advice about getting a dick reduction. i'll bring it down to a healthy 11 inches.

that would probaly be the best course of action, eh avana? ;)

Skitzo_Style · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Silverwinged

get some ass implants while you're at it.

what? you're saying i have no ass?

but......

but...........

b-b-b but i thought you always thoght i had a nice ass!

*goes into a coner and balls eyes out*

#14 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

for some reason, i read this and think there was suppose to be some sort of relavence towards this comment and maybe one i made in a previous thread.

i dunno, almost seems like she's trying to tell me something, but my overly large cock keeps getting in the way of my monitor, so i'll take giggles advice about getting a dick reduction. i'll bring it down to a healthy 11 inches.

that would probaly be the best course of action, eh avana? ;)

Seriously, did you eat paint chips as a child?

**sNyx** · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

lame.

Skitzo_Style · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

Seriously, did you eat paint chips as a child?

seriously, did you just steal that lame ass insult from "tommy boy?"

so if a girl bitches about having big tits it's ok, but if a guy bitches about having a big dick, he's now on glue?

that's not fair!!!

i am trying to have a serious conversation here, but all you guys wanna do is poke fun at my medical condition! so i am saying f you all, i am gonna learn to live with my problem, unstead of discussing it with a bunch of complete strangers!

cinist · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 06

you guys are just mad cause he hasnt used it on you:P

ive honest to god had 3, yes 3 girls come and tell me that andrew is the best sex they've ever had. definatly not something i wanted to know about my dear friend but congrats to him all the same