Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work.......

Ms.Tarantula · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. How about never? Is never good for you?

3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

5. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

6. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

11. Do I look like a people person?

12. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

13. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

14. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

15. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

16. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

17. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

18. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

19. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

20. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

21. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

nabs · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

1. Shut The Fuck Up, I Can Only Do One Thing At Once.

Ms.Tarantula · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

^ haha totally.

clevich · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

Stop Shiting In The Pool!

BongMan · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

I've said most of those phrases or somthin like em many times at work but then agian it is really lax work

esoter1c · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

Here's a quarter call someone who gives a fuck.

Play-it-hard · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

To the bitch who doesnt seem to know the words "stop talking".. No one would like to hear your raspy voice ...SHUT UP

Mr. Spiffigans · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

What the fuck was goin through your head when you decided that?

How did you get control of a successful buisness

g!ggles · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 27, 06

Why are some ppl just soooo stupid! Like think before you open your freakin mouth!

miss.myra · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 27, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

omg, that is like my mantra for my entire life. haha.

crookedking · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 27, 06

why don't i just go ahead and put that into the "care" file?

Ms.Tarantula · #12 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

When spelling phonetically to someone on the phone:

I for IDIOT...
D for DUMBASS...
A for ASSHOLE...