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Jun 22, 01
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i don't like the CRTC
i watched Sex Court for the first time today! hahahahahahahaha Jul-e: the judge's name on Sex Court is JUDGE JULIE hahahaha. you should walk around with one of those hammer things (a gravol or whatever the fuck you call it) and be like "i'm JUDGE JULIE!" and hit people with the hammer. it would be cool. 
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Jun 23, 01
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mmmm porn
PORN IS FUN!...
and to all of u sick little kids out there.. i wanna recomment something.... if u guys want some nasty sick porn... go to rogers video.. and rent Surrey Sluts... its sick and nasty.... and low budget... gut hey! its LOCAL~
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Jun 23, 01
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TECHNO!
I missed you! I though you would have jumped in this thread a long time ago.
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Jun 23, 01
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You know what's the best...
...about porn? THE CHEEZY MUSIC!!! What is up with the music coordinators??? Do you think that cheezy elevator music is supposed to turn people on??? Hahahahah... :041:
Maybe if the music was a little more entertaining...the movie actually would too... Agree?
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Jun 23, 01
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yeah the music does need a little more beat
perhaps some good old dnb would do the trick it would help the pornstars in rhthym as well. each beat would be a THRUST. that's a lot of thrusts per minute.
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Jun 23, 01
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i was just watching sex court
a guy took his wife to court cuz she wouldn't let him get a dick enlargement and he wanted to get one cuz supposedly she only likes huge dicks...and then the wife totally denied it. BUT the husband had evidence...giant sized dildos. judge julie made a quick verdict! the husband was allowed to get an enlargement and the wife was sentenced to getting fucked by her husband while he was wearing a strap-on weird...yet true. who else saw it?
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Jun 23, 01
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LoL porno music!! omg.. it's so hilarious!! hahaha i remember we were listening 2 harsh porn music in spanish class once... and meeh, joel, beebra, alicia, and agnes were all going out bout porn and then my teacher got so mad and told us to stop talking bout porn! hehe ahhh the porn stories from spanishc lass..hehe
but the music..is hte best!! HAHA Twig ~ you watched sex court again?? haha is this like a daily thing?? hehehehe i dun watch it... my sis said it's funny tho..haha it's sounds funny..hehe
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Jun 24, 01
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but i can always make time for sex talk! :Kam:
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Jun 24, 01
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sex court is the best show ever
THE TARD, you should watch it sometime. it's soooooo funny.
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Jun 25, 01
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Cheryl... just make sure they don't find any studded or ribbed tampons lying around! :c-tard:
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Jun 25, 01
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haha i can just picture you going up to some lady at london drugs or something and being like "ummm excuse me...where do you keep the ribbed tampons?" and the lady just giving you a weird look.
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Jun 25, 01
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hahahaha! i wanna be there when you do it though. it'll be classic man.
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Jun 25, 01
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hehe omg now i wanna do that! just 2 see how they'd react..
but it's gotta be like one of those like olllld ladies who's all proper adn kinda stuff ya know? hehe well.. cum with meeh 2 london drugs one day twig and then you can see it all happen..hehe
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Jun 25, 01
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hehe..alright THE TARD...we should do it after the party on sunday morning. sketchy kids looking for ribbed tampons. doesn't get much better, yeah?
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Jun 25, 01
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Hey! Don't you two go around spreading my idea!
I'm working on an informercial for ribbed and studded tampons as we speak! :c-tard: Gonna make MILLIONS I tell ya! MILLIONS!:118: I just haven't figured out how to show people how it works yet.
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Jun 26, 01
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hehe! NO MAN! at the party, go up and ask random people. and then when they say "no! what the fuck are you talking about?!!", winston can jump in and be like "Ribbed tampons...wanna by a box?" and you can sell them at the party.
that way we can have our laughs AND you can sell some of your "special" tampons oh yeah...that reminds me...TARD, your new name from now on is TAMPS
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Jun 26, 01
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this thread is kinda funny....
i skimmed thru the pages. i rarely come to this forum but i'm pretty bored... my provincials in ..... an hour or so?? JAPSCAT OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK.. hahahahha memories jen, memories... jen was showin us a sick clip with this jap lady eating the guy's shit straight from his ass.. LIKE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that is SO fucking sick. like WHY/HOW THE HELL DO JAPANESE COME UP WITH THIS CRAP? (no pun intended) I AM NO LONGER JAPANESE I RAPE MYSELF OF THAT TITLE.. that is fucking sick.. YOU KNOW WUT I HATE?? When sum other asian nationality finds out I'm japanese they first ask me: "OH IS IT TRUE THAT JAPANESE GIRLS ARE HORNY?" it disgusts me. I have been asked that SO many times.. or been told "japanese porn is COOL!" like why is that juss cuz I'm japanese sum ppl associate me with japorno (hehe I made up a new word). Anyway about the japscat. It made me want to puke so I had to stop watching... but SUMBODY *ehhem* was laughing her head off.. and one of my friends just kept watcing in disgust. Me n my jap girl buddy juss sort covered our ears in disgust...it's sick cuz we could hear the people moaning and groaning in japanese and I can tell wut they're saying...... and it's so SICK like how the fuck can you eat some one else's CRAP... why don't u just eat FOOD instead like NORMAL people. i mean, i'm sure RECYCLING is a GOOD thing but NOT when it's SHIT. Another thing is that when perverted (mostly asian) guy... finds out I'm japanese they start speaking to me in japanese in PORN talk. like saying stuff like "it feels so good" in japanse and they tell me they learned that from a japorn video and they seem OH SO PROUD.... WUUUUUTTTTTT is that ALL you can SAY..and if it IS don't even bother speaking to ME. Yah ... this should be in 1-800 but still.
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