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Jun 26, 01
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Twig-E that would be hilarious!
Most people would be so e-tarded that they would probably buy it anyway. 
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Jun 29, 01
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porn?
who? me? watch porn? NEVER!
*looks around, runs and puts some porn on* the only porn i've ever seen is really, really corny stuff... such as a 80's german anal porno......blaaaahhh!! that was......interesting......all the gaping...nevermind..yuk! there were like 4 undercover cops (girls) and they were supposed to distract and destroy a bad guy.... so of course they're half naked-nothing wrong with that, it's a porn, what do i expect?- but the way the kill the guy....haha! it's actually pretty funny! they start stripping for him and then one girl suffocates him with her butt! hehe! they hold his face in her ass crack! lol i don't know about you, but if i was her, i'd take that as an insult!! please tell me they have gotten better over the years! although, as corny as they may be, i still like them! *blushes* :Kimmie:
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Jun 30, 01
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TWIG ~ so i'm tard/tamps now eh?? hehe alrite then sure why not...
haha but the idea..bout selling em.. hehehe i'm like picturing that now!! hehe cum on winston.. you know youw ant 2! you could make hella money.. cuz so many ppl would be like retarded adn buy em anywayz and in the morning everyone would be like "whoa.. where'd these ribbed tampons cum from?" and by then you'll be gone with your money y'know? hehe it would work! it would! hehe
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Jun 30, 01
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yeah man...you should try selling them tomorrow night at the party. Tamps and I can help you. it'll be great!
Porn is really education. i just realized that. you learn about the human anatomy and physiology...it never ceases to amaze me how flexible a human body can be. in fact, porn should be shown in biology classes at school. a porn unit. a whole unit dedicated to porn. the "lecture" class would consist of watching porn movies. and then the next day would be LAB DAY...hands on experience...the best way to learn.
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Jun 30, 01
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hehe ya! cum on winston.. get some ready for tomorrow night!! haha...Twig and I'll help ya see em all! hehe u know u want 2! =P
oh yes.. porn is VERY edumacational! hehe yay porn.. hehe the human body is flexible.. "i can't wait 2 have sexual intercourse with you... i'm very bendy!" hehehe i love friends.. but seriously, a porn unit in biology would be dope!! haha but you'd have to get the school thing changed cuz teachers aren't aloud to talk about sex toys and sex positions (i learned that in science..hehe) ya.. damnit it sucks..cuz not all my questiosn got answered this year in the sexual reproduction thing.. damn rules! i still wanna know bout the lesbians and the dildos.. arg... i want a porn unit.. oh man.. SCREW THE UNIT (hahaha that sounds funny) i want a PORN CLASS!! OH YES...hehe a class aalll bout porn.. and it can be a mix of biology and video productions (oh yes.. make your own porn) hehehehe i'd sure take it! hehe
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Jun 30, 01
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Jun 30, 01
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Jul 01, 01
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and if they look at you weird, just be like "what? they're my girlie essentials" and then do this little head flick and walk away. and if they stop you, just be like "ok ok...fine...i'll give you a free box if you just let me in"
how could they resist? and yeah! sex court is the best show! did you see the one today? i flipped past...it was about some "naughty naughty witch" lady who fucks broomsticks or something? i don't know. she was all gothed out. does it GET much better than that?
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