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Jun 20, 01
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PORNO - that's right. i said it PORNO
My name is Wundergirl.
I like porn Yup, I'm a chick and I like porn. I've found that more and more chicks are liking porn these days. You guys??? Any porno freaks in the house? C'mon now...I admitted it, you can too:Kimmie: How often do you people watch porno movies? What about internet porn? Where would we be WITHOUT porno? I'll tell you where, severely unentertained. that's where. 
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Jun 20, 01
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Where would I be without porno videos?
In the balcony at a adult theatre choking da chicken.:001: Dat's where! I dig chicks that like porn. Too bad there aren't too many of them.:281: Hey Wundergirl you wanna meet up sometime and catch some flicks? I'll bring the lube!
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Jun 20, 01
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ahhh porn
aahhh porn what in this world is as pure is porn. friend, companion, secret lover. yes porn has saved many a person from the terrors of thinking that pizza delivery boys dont score, do you think that people would actually be pizza delivery persons if that wasnt the base idea for most of the porn storylines.... hell no.
Also lets thank porn for giving employment to those pretty but not to bright and ooohh so slutty people that we all have in ourlives and know where they are going. the rise in popularity of porm movies in the early eighties coincidees with the emergance of vidio games.... now i am not saying that the two are related ( well yes i am but just pretend for now ) but right after porn comes all these thing that requier us to be able to manipulate items while stairing at a screen.... think about it computers, video games consouls, evan arcade games.... Enviromental determinists should have a field day with that..... da da da daMakaroonz Last edited by daMakaroons; Jun 20, 01 at 06:10 PM.
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Jun 20, 01
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porn is definately an industry that has something for everyone :)
which is why i think it's so successful, don't you? I dunno- it's like if someone wants something, it's out there somewhere...no matter WHAT it might be. too bad other stuff wasn't as demand oriented as porn...
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Jun 20, 01
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believe it or not ......
i have never had the pleasure of seeing porn, wouldn't mind but in no hurry to go and get some. Alot of my friends can't believe my virgin eyes but what can u do , when the time is right i guess.
Is it true that porn has a plot and everything ..... sorry just wondering ? what hell could it be ... the pizza boy knocking on the door and then some half naked lady answers it ( or maybe two if he is lucky) and does it just go on from there?
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Jun 20, 01
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PORN
I LIKE PORN TOO
VIVID
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Jun 20, 01
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OK Tink... I'm going to ruin it for you!
Here's the typical plot:
1)Plumber/Friend/Pizza Boy/Delivery Guy comes over to girls place or! Hot chick happens to run into guy for no apparent reason 2)They chit chat for about 30 seconds 3)They start making out 4)Clothes come off 5)Carpet munching 5.5)Blowjob 6)Sex in position #1 6.25)Sex in position #2 6.5)Sex in position #3 7)Moan and jizz all over pretty girls face as she smiles. This all happens in about 10 minutes and repeat with two/three different people. Maybe I haven't seen a 'quality' production before where there is actually dialogue. If I missed anything please post!
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Jun 20, 01
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hahaha Mc hammered that sounds so funny .
okok i don't get #7 , why would they do that .... that is so gross and she keeps smiling through the whole thing ..... pls don't tell me she opens her mouth. oh yes and where do these other ppl come from , do they just happen to hear all the moaning and decided to join? So porn only last for about a half an hour or does that Plumber/Friend/Pizza Boy/Delivery Guy come back for more later. hahaha all of a sudden i have become interested ..... what would my dear old mother say.
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Jun 20, 01
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Well when it come (or cums) to #7 the girl can have her mouth open or closed, she can spit or swallow. Let's just say that most male porn actors have REALLY bad aim.
To quote a line this drag queen said from the movie 'Trick': Have you ever had someone cum in your eye? Well let me tell you.... IT FUCKING BURNS!! LOL!:Kam: That was one strange movie. I'm glad I won tickets to it form the Georgia Straight. Anyway, imagine a party of 12 people (6 male, 6 female) and imagine all the possible pairings/grouping and there you go. Each scene is basically a 10 minute fuck/suck/hump/grind/bop/bump/moan/ramandjamthankyoumaam/scream/pokeyouuptherearuntilitcumsoutofyournost ril/jism fest. Most movies or videos are at least an hours or so. In some more risque ones you see positions that you didn't think are possible. In others you see things that you wish you didn't see. Still curious? LOL! Yoko with presstabs/gelcaps and you with porn! :Kam: Maybe we should have a F-K stuffy, lego, porno meet! I'll bring the lube!
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Jun 20, 01
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mchammered...STOP RAPING MY TWIN'S VIRGIN MIND!!!..haha...j/j...i'll make her watch sum japscat sumtime!!.now that has got to be the most hilarious stuff i've ever seen~!....haha~..:Lazee:
glenda's pornstar name: bend-a-over-glenda!! Last edited by ~lazee_grrl~; Jun 20, 01 at 11:40 PM.
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Jun 20, 01
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Jen you have seen Japscat!?!??? :009:
WOW! Please give me details! I've nevers seen a japscat vid before. Can I bring over some popcorn and watch? Last edited by MC Hammered; Jun 20, 01 at 11:50 PM.
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Jun 20, 01
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we just got a satelite dish...and not only do we get over 800 channels now...we also get 3 porn channels
yes...count them...THREE porn channels all day every day.
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Jun 20, 01
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PARTY AT TWIG-E's HOUSE!!..haha...j/j...one, two three...whoa hun..ur lucky..haha
mchammered....its soooooo funny...damnit..next time i won't delete it all~!
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Jun 21, 01
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i thought that direct tv gives off 10 channels.. hmm then agian wut do i noe... hahahah ...
not an avid porn watcher kinda got bored...one of my friends introduced me to a Rocco Stiffereli vid... and eversince my mind has been decensitized and like regular porn is just boreing compared.. and if anyone ever offers refuse .. unless your 45 no life and no wife... then my freind prepare to loose weight cuz i you will never leave the house! :Keebler:
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Jun 21, 01
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haha porn is funny! i dunno it makes meeh laugh! haha iusually end up watching it when drinking.b.ut id unno?? nothing wrong with watching it....hehe it's funny...
TWIG ~ you only have 3 porn channels?! i guess you dun have BellXPRSvu eh?? hehehe i get like 10 VENUS channels..hehe oh yes.. 10 venus porn stuffs (oh the court thing is hilarious) plus they're the blue channel..the french blue one ..and um.. oh yes playboy tv...and theres lots of porn on french payperview (hehe there was one bout some psychotic lesiban and stuff..ehehehhe)
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Jun 21, 01
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porno for pyros... good band.. oh.
i watch porn.. i have 4, 5 channels of it on satellite... i used to steal my bf's porno mags... hehehe. i have a folder with 22.2 M of hentai in it.. i got hentai on my comp.. i draw hentai occassionally. japscat is HILARIOUS!! if japanese ppl call that food i dont wanna eat at a japanese restaurant ever EVER again..
playboy channel sucks~!! always "romantic" porn. as i call it for the kinda porn that looks very airbrushed. slow and "romantic" the hot network has a lot of celeb. porn like pam and tommy and its got a lot of hard fucking and some really bad amature stuff. then there's always just the ones where the girl is modelling around stripping. oh and winston dont forget the scifi porno. alien meets earth chick. he shows her his alien dick. she goes nuts. suck/face/fuck.cum. or the lesbian ones. "you're cheating on me with cathy!" "i am not" "oh yeah!? i can smell her pussy from here" "well i can smell yours from here and i want it" *lesbian sex insert here* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, :003:
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Jun 21, 01
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I think that i would probably laugh my ass off watching porn more than anything else ..... that is it we must of a F&K screening of porn at someones house .... come on .... i must desencesatizes these virgin eyes of mine .
oh Mc hammered i must thank u for crash course class on porn .... but i have much more questions to ask ...... what is this scifi porn that Stabby speaks of ...... huh? that would be so funny to watch ..... hee hee can anyone say anal probe!!!!!!
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Jun 21, 01
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ha!!!!
but guys we forgot about the classic line....
when th edelivery guy shows up and he's all "hey baby...nice apartment" and the chicks is all like "yeah - the BEDROOMS are great....SOOOOOOOOO BIG" and the delivery guy is like "really?! (insert surprized face here) i'd love to see one" and then the lady is like "sure...come on this way" and THEN he gizzes on her face...see? And don't forget about midget porn and pilot porn (passenger 69/COCKpit) and Jehova's Witness coming to the door porn and animal porn - GROSS and gay porn and orgy porn and food porn - also GROSS oh i could go on for ever....i stop now
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Jun 21, 01
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yeah the playboy channel DOES suck...it's all romantic/artsy sex. not as artsy as ShowCase but still...
yeah i only get 3 channels...what?!! you can get more? hmmm i'll have to look into this...this is of GREAT concern to me.
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Jun 22, 01
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heeh ya..playboy has some funny stuff tho!! haha
oh but Twig....i get liek so much..hehehe i have bellexpressvu..dunno what u have but y'know what?! the CRTC or whatever the fuck it is (hehe i totally forgot..but i dunno) they're like making it so you won't be able to get much like hardcore porn anymore so ya..it uskcs.. it'll all be rpetty much like softcore stuff.. damn
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Jun 22, 01
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Coquitlam....hmmmm
well tinker bell.....I don't have any porn but....I see that u live in coquitlam and I do have a cam corder...hahaha...porn is cool but jap scat can get pretty sick....like when they throw up in a bowl and then eat it...throw up more then eat it again...then smear it all over a nice "little" jap guys wang....and decides that it would taste better off him...if u wanna see some dirty porn ie japscat...I suggest www.consumptionjunction.com got some pretty sick shit on that page....enjoy...
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Jun 22, 01
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Re: Coquitlam....hmmmm
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