¨^Your Worst Sexual Experience¨a - Page 2

Chet · #26 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

pulling out thia beads like your starting a lawn mower
never done it my self
but I hear it's pretty shitty :keebler:

-ak47- · #27 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

Speaking of worst sexual experience, I think the term "whiskey dick" sums it up for me...

Im drunk. Again.

strawberr_E · #28 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

my worst time was my first. i was 14 the guy was "19" (in other words he lied about his age) it was in a sauna so it was hard to breath and it hurt soooooooooo! much.

Story_Weever · #29 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

Guys like that need to be linned up and shot.

cheeseburger · #30 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

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Originally posted by -ak47-
Speaking of worst sexual experience, I think the term "whiskey dick" sums it up for me...

Im drunk. Again.

ahhhhahahaha

good old jack daniels!

bungoshlung · #31 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

mmm... jd burger..!

Lush · #32 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

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Originally posted by strawberr_E
my worst time was my first. i was 14 the guy was "19" (in other words he lied about his age) it was in a sauna so it was hard to breath and it hurt soooooooooo! much.

My first was really similar, he was 19 I was 14 and we were drinking to a point where I could barely stand. The next thing I remember is waking up on the bathroom floor with this guy on top of me... it was so horrible and so painful. I hope no one has to ever go through something like that!

bungoshlung · #33 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

^ so... isnt that called rape?

PHUNK · #34 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

it was last xmas. i had just broken my wrist snowboarding that day, so i was on t3s. i went to some club, got drunk very fast of course, ended up going home with some girl who wanted to sleep with me. all was well, till i passed out. i came to, and was still lying on top of her and still inside her. i wasn't really sure what the hell was going on.

so i made her drive me to a friends house, so i could continue my night.

i found out a few months ago, a friend of mine is dating her now. hah.

thats not really a worst one though, i'm proud of that one.

Story_Weever · #35 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

heh, yaa, friends will do that now and again

justa~gurl · #36 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

this is the 2nd worst thing that i've experienced

the first time/guy i ever gave head to with the light on..we were in the shower and when i went down i saw he had the grossest looking dong! not disfigured or anything just coloured really funny and it was all vessely... i don't know,.. i can't really remember what it looked like i just remember at the time i didn't find it to be very attractive....i really didn't want to do it but did anyways cause i didn't want to embarass him.

Story_Weever · #37 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

Ewww Battered Penis.

Goat · #38 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

pitty sex...ouch...that's bad

Hot Karl · #39 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

the only pity is for the one that's pitying.
my worst experience...your mom BURN!!!!

Jingles · #40 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

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Originally posted by Story_Weever
bahahahahahahaha
Best head i ever got was @ last years 24 relay. She licked, she sucked, she played with the balls and chode. She swalloed. She did it all.

God bless girls that can give monster good head. :kam:

--MAd re-sPecT to My heAd giVin mAssivE -
we're workin' hard

Story_Weever · #41 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

^ YES! Go Girl!!

Prissypants · #42 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

hmmm...sometimes it seems like I have more bad experiences than good ones. BUT here is one I remember. I guess I wasn't all the way hard when I put on this condom (It was green that's all I can remember) I remember a couple of seconds later (I guess I must have gotten fully erect) It started hurting like a mofo...I was like "FUCK!!!" and I went to pull it off, only problem was that it didn't want to come off and not only that but it was acting like a really tight cock ring and trapping all the blood so I wouldn't go soft either...It hurt like a bastard until I finally managed to get it off...needless to say it wrecked the evening and she had no other condoms besides those green pieces of shit so we ended up just cuddling...

The next morning I looked and had this ugly looking bruise around the base of my penis...I was unimpressed... :(

Goat · #43 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

dude...that's fuckin hilarious ^

note to self: stay away from green condoms in general

Story_Weever · #44 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

HOlly fawk! I've had a tight condoms on, but thats just fawking over board. I can almost feel the pain. I feel for ya brotha

bungoshlung · #45 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

:hehe:

*ouch*

meth0dical · #46 (**permalink**) May 22, 03

tsk tsk
you gotta be prepared with a couple rubbers in the pocket that are your size.

bones2 · #47 (**permalink**) May 22, 03

in my room, getting the best head ever, and my little sister walked in. enough said.

vesperstina · #48 (**permalink**) May 22, 03

:soak:

kozmo_jr · #49 (**permalink**) May 23, 03

100% Virgin! boo yea~~~

Locky · #50 (**permalink**) May 23, 03

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Originally posted by Prissypants

The next morning I looked and had this ugly looking bruise around the base of my penis...I was unimpressed... :(

been there dude. Before my girlfriend went of the pill i'd always have bad bruises after sex because of the condoms. I had one last 4 days, I was considering going to the doctor.

Anyways worst experience was when me and my girlfriend were fooling around in a park late at night, when i noticed someone behind a tree spying on us. It was a fuckin COP. I don't how long he was there but that experience scarred me. Needless to say i'm never going backl to that park.

Second worst was when we were switching positions and since it was dark we couldn't see too well and i accidently elbowed here in the face. I've never felt so bad in my life.