¨^Your Worst Sexual Experience¨a

Story_Weever · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

What was your worst sexual experience.

I was with this girl in my bed, and we were under the covers. We got naked and when I went down to do some tounge flick'n & Lick'n action, she was totally bushed out, and the smell, was extremely disturbing. I had to kick her out of my house right there and then.

A lumber clear cutting crew, could not chop threw that forest. YUCK!

bungoshlung · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

..sorry to hear that

Ree Fresh · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

And we asume you have a nice trimed/bare tree ursef eh???

Guys and their double standers *shakes head*

Story_Weever · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

actully, I maintain myself pretty damn well. And I'm not ashamed to admite that I shave my boys, and trim above the one eyed snake.

Yes I am very highgenic

Chet · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

hey I trim right down
there is nothing worse then running into an afro down there

bungoshlung · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

its nice wen guys are clean down ther

Crazy Dave · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

I still can not figure out the freek out of bush...

Chet · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

If your not expecting it, it throws you off
special if your trying to do a little oral exercising

MissBehavior · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

I don't have a "worst" experience.

That's good, right?

Goat · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

my first sexual experience was by far the worst. little did i know at the time, i found out i was allergic to latex. things were goin good and then ever so slowly the sensitivity of my dong disapeared. i stayed hard but there was just no bloody sensitivity. . after 45 min of thrusting and much moaning later she asked what was wrong and why i wasn't cumming. we stopped, she thought it was her fault and we ended up talking. i sorta figured it out but got it checked out later on in the week. sure enough, a latex allergy.
bah

lesson learned but at an incredibly ackward price :soak:

Crazy Dave · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

^ a lest you did not cum in under a minute. Mind you I keep slamming away till a I got hard the second time (about 30seconds later)

-ak47- · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by wellbelove's
And we asume you have a nice trimed/bare tree ursef eh???

Guys and their double standers *shakes head*

you'd be surprised, lol

Story_Weever · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

^ heh, no comment

inkster · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

she said she gave the best head in surrey.

it was the worst that i had ever had.

SHE DIDN'T EVEN SWALLOW

Story_Weever · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

bahahahahahahaha
Best head i ever got was @ last years 24 relay. She licked, she sucked, she played with the balls and chode. She swalloed. She did it all.

God bless girls that can give monster good head. :kam:

inkster · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Story_Weever
What was your worst sexual experience.

I was with this girl in my bed, and we were under the covers. We got naked and when I went down to do some tounge flick'n & Lick'n action, she was totally bushed out, and the smell, was extremely disturbing. I had to kick her out of my house right there and then.

A lumber clear cutting crew, could not chop threw that forest. YUCK!

glad to see you're not superficial or immature or anything to that effect.

Story_Weever · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

lol
i can't help but be brutally honest.

Goat · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 30, 03

ya, you gotta keep the twig and giggle berries trimmed. nothin wrong with a bit of hair. but if i get stuck and half to call the hedge trimmer....
just badd juju.

ugh, goin down on a chick with a fuckload of hair...argh, never know what you're gonna find.