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May 23, 03
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haha. those are the funniest moments ever.
ummm... honestly...i'm not going to go there. hahaha. it's too mean. but i will say that one of the worst was just after i first started to have sex...and this guy i was with thought [for some god forsaken reason] that if we did it for almost 2 hours i would like it and not think he was a premature-ejaculating dweeb. needless to say, it was soooo uncomfortable. and basically numbing. by the time it was over i was just kind of lying there like "are we done yet?".... 
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May 24, 03
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I can't really think of many really bad experiences, other than those where the guy was rude and pushy; which in that case i ended as soon as possible.
Well.. there was one time, we didn't have sex, but we were fooling around in that kind of flirty, wrestling way and he tickled me at some point which was a huge mistake. I'm super ticklish especially when i'm caught off guard and I kneed him right in the bone. Fuck was that embarassing, and needless to say it ruined the mood. The man-hater inside me secretly enjoyed it though :D
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May 26, 03
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im with youuuu .. :) still havent found "that person" But about the pity sex stuff.. one time i was foolin around with this gorgious guy .. and he was really buff and hot and all that .. then i got down...and GOD DAMN.. it was tiny...i was soo scared... i was like omg.. but i did it anyways cuz i felt bad for him...then...we hung out a couples time after that but we only hung out.... i have anuther one but it happend to one of my girl friends.. she gave her new boyfriend head.. and they had only just started going out and he was new to the whole... oral sex thing.. and she was giving him head.. then he went and then he fucking pissed in her mouth..hahahahh dude.. my friend came to my house after that and she was mortafide... i swear.. she just tol dhim .. "dont worry its normal ive had it happen befor" hahahha i laughed soo hard when she told me.. that ..but she said it to make him feel better
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May 26, 03
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I haven't been back on F n K since i got a job, just been to tired to even walk, let alone pay attention to a computer screen. But, ya I'm feeling a little more conditioned to my work now, and thought i'd check things out, I can't believe this post is still going. heh. wicked
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May 30, 03
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haha! I think the worst was when I took my b/f's virginaty and after like a min and half he came..I was like wtf?? lol. and the same for the second time..I broke up with him and I was on top doing all the work and he told me that suxed!! haha yeah rite. Oh and one other time getting totally plowed at a party and thinking this dude was smoking hot! got wit him in the bathroom..yeah it was good..until I solbered up and reminded of the guy that he actully was missing sum teeth and we called him funkey freash! GODDAMN! I still see him now and then...and I hide my face. Fuck never live that 1 down..2 words..Cyotie ugly..when u wake up beside sum 1 and u rather naw your arm off than wake them up to move
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May 30, 03
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^ Luckily my brain is able to function enough while drunk to not get myself into that situation. Yah I've made out with some people I'd rather not, but I still have my limitiations.
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Jun 02, 03
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My GF in Grade 11 gave me a hummer (her first time). I was so honored I couldn't tell her the teeth were killing me. My dick bled.
One time I went down on a chick and it stunk so bad I puked. Granted, I was pretty drunk, but there's no hiding that one. Last edited by SPK; Jun 02, 03 at 01:28 PM.
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Jun 02, 03
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Yes, you MUST shave your boys, you want your girl to do it, then do it too :)
My worst experience was when i came in like 5 minutes, on my defense, i was my first time, so its all good :) Now i can hit 20-30 minutes with no troubles :)
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Jun 02, 03
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OMG ^^^ i cant beileve u puked that would be brutal!
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Jun 02, 03
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i got a good one, its not about me but a girl friend of mine , was at one of those beat 94.5 nights, and got super drunk and was getting it on with one of the hip hop djs, i think it was j swing or ali baba or one of the other ones, either way she was suckin him off then she threw up all over his cock and then his shirt, good times....
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Jun 02, 03
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DUDE....U KEPT GOING!! UR A TROOPER! hahahahah...thats pretty harsh! didnt she say like what the fuck?....mmmm mattymids *Drools*
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Jun 02, 03
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:PartEkid:
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Jun 02, 03
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buddy, both those are trooper moments.
your dick was fuckin bleeding?! for the love of god man, there's limiits. " WHAT THE FUCK!? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK!?" :moon: as for the puking and the snatch eating. buddy...trooper fuckin moment.
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Jun 04, 03
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hahah yeah takes a trooper to do that shit! lol
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Jun 05, 03
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it was really bad when my ex and i were down in the tv room going at it on the fouton when i thought no one was home and my dad walks in my boy just stops and berrys his head under a pillow.
he was never able to look at my dad in the face again :hehe:
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Jun 18, 03
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1- falling in the shower and passing out (in a cruise ship bathroom)
2- in the car and the guy steps in a bucket of Nestles sundae, yeah mood ruiner (and I have no idea why it was on the floor with its lid half on) 3- giving bj while he's driving and he swerves into oncoming traffic! :tounge1: baahaaaaaaaa one of my proudest moments!
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Jul 10, 03
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Jul 12, 03
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ahagagaga thats fucking hilarious
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Jul 12, 03
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Well....this happened yesterday, but it was bloody bad, however kinda funny. Me and my friend (who is incredibly hot) were on the webcam, and we were like both really flirting together, so she went to switch of the camera, and we began to get it on ;) I dont think I need to go any further on that part... but neway...she actually hadnt turned the camera off and we ended up broadcasting our lesbian sex accross the net, to anyone who cared look :kimmie:
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Jul 13, 03
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^ lol sign me up for that!
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