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View Poll Results: Where do u fit in?!?!(no pun intended)
I would never travel down the dirt road? 8 61.54%
Yeah I tried it but my gf knocked me the fuck out for tryin! 3 23.08%
It was dark he was drunk ...he totally missed and fed it to me up the poop shoot! 0 0%
Yeah I love givin/recieving a nice schlong in the old ass and went from (*) to this (o) 2 15.38%
I have been to jail and now I cannot sit on stools 0 0%
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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Jul 16, 01
C.A.D.
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
cLinK is an unknown quantity at this point
i haven't tried it

but i am curious as to whether it is stimulating for the woman. i can't really understand how it could be... you know, i just don't think it would feel nice for me to have something shoved there...

but...you never know??!!

are there any girls on the board who have tried it???
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Old Jul 17, 01
Gravity Slave
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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For those of you who that are curious as to how anal sex might feel, I thought of this procedure.

1) Get a nice Barvarian smokie, cucumber or popsicle. (Whatever most closely resembles your sexual partners size and thickness)
2) Unwrap a condom over it.
3) Lube it and your bunghole up nice and slick.
4) Shove it up your ass.
5) Your bunghole should go from (__*__) to (__O__)
6) If you like the feeling go back to step #4.

*ahem*

:c-tard:
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Old Jul 17, 01
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Join Date: Jun 2001
starburst is an unknown quantity at this point
heh, heh......

thanx for the suggestion......but no thanx.....i'd rather not take a cucumber up my ass!:021:

i don't think i'd ever want to take anything up there......my question is why would any guy really wanna go there?:047:

i think i'll just stick to other fun things...heehee!:BB: :362: :D:
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Old Jul 17, 01
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I've heard from some girls that it gave them multiple orgasms!!! One girl I knew said it was the best cum she ever had. Guess it depends on the chick!!
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Old Jul 22, 01
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starburst is an unknown quantity at this point
lucky for me!!!

i can already have multiple orgasims......with out takin anthing up the ass......but yeah, i geuss it does depend on the girl.....what ever floats yur boat! ......right?!?!:Kimmie:
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Old Jul 22, 01
I lost a button hole..
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Cowboy is an unknown quantity at this point
tried to do it once..but she was too nervous and kept thinkin it was gonna hurt...got in a bit and she pulled away fast...
thats the thing...i was watchin sunday nite sex show and my mento sue johanson said that if u think its gonna hurt it will because ull be all tense and because the anus is a muscle it'll contract and be hard to get it in and itll hurt...but if ur open about the idea and relax...with enuff lube...it'll slide rite in babeee...
but yeah...i guess its preferrence becuz i know some girls who like it and have heard that from other places...but ive also heard of gurls who said it jus was not their forte...whatever though..no biggie...straight sex is sweet....only if i care aobut them though...otherwise it suks...but if u let me do u up the ass....words cannot describe how much ill care for u...hehe...

corrie
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Old Jul 22, 01
DONT BE BITTER BE BETTER
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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probably some of you know this, but i'll state it anyways...

boys get off from anal sex because they have thier prostate gland sitting pretty next to thier ass, when stimulated it makes them get off. any guy out there would have much better orgasms if they let someone ram something up thier ass as they do thier girls.

but, of course, no one, including me, is comfortable doing that.

women's asses lack nerve endings past the actual anus hole. though some women swear by it, scientificly, anal sex for women is not particularily pleasurable. any pleasure a woman derives from it is strictly psycological (they like being dominated, they feel 'dirty'), or a secondary feeling to a primary, much greater sexual stimulation. (anal sex is usually likened to 'getting a really good back massage' level... and if you can already make your girl cum from the pleasure of a back massage... you rule)

unless your girl has a very vivid imagination, you wont make her cum, or even get close, unless something else is happening.

so unless she's screaming 'do me in the ass', you're probably just down for a poopy, uncomfortable night and a long shower.

r.
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Old Jul 23, 01
drunk in montreal
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Sean is an unknown quantity at this point
My girlfriend and I tried it twice, first time it didn't really work, inadequate lube :P Next time it worked fine, but um, not my cup of tea I guess. I don't really understand what's up with the fetish, I'd much rather stick it in door number 1 :P

At any rate, I think it's fucking hilarious what some of you gals are saying. You mean some fucker actually TRIED to stick it there without um, TELLING YOU first? Rofl, what a bloody moron.
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Old Jul 26, 01
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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heh.. this post is hillarious... reminds me of my friend Kyle who wuz obsessed this in gr 8, I think he even wrote a poem about it or sumthing in my old maillard yearbook. ...ya, here, titled "bum sex":
"bum sex is more than a joke... it’s a serious issue... to reach out and touch someone you have to be willing to have bum sex... bum sex is the most magical thing you can give someone... so reach out and give me your bum and all will be well and your bum will bring u good fortune…"
hehe.. ya, he wuz a weird kid... there’s a picture he drew there too...? hehe.

but anyways, I dunno... I haven’t tried it myself... and doesn’t seem overly appealing, but I can’t say that I’m not a lil curious.....
and what about werdyboy said... I like back massages.. yes... I have a pretty good imagination...yes... hehe, maybe it's my thing! haha, altho don’t get my wrong, I’d much prefer normal sex!
~breezy
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