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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Jan 22, 04
meat princess
 
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dirty meat princess?
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Old Jan 22, 04
I *Heart* Sarcasm
 
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That's right, you're party of the dirty slut princess club. You little tart.
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Old Jan 22, 04
femme fatale
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Don't you worry Mister Chet
I'll push the dirty girl down the stairs and fx up all your problems.
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Old Jan 22, 04
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1up motherfucker
 
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Originally posted by *spacecase*
^ how do you "know" a person is safe to fuck?

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have you ever been tested for std's?
With all the inane little questions you asked here, this one is the most pertinent, and actually... the best one is "have you been tested lately?"

This is quite a feasible question to ask someone before you're about to stick your dick in them or have them stick your dick in you. In fact, even if you're using a condom, this is a good idea to ask regardless, because there's plenty of STDs out there that condoms do bupkiss for. And why is it such a problem to ask someone this?

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I agree you should know the person, but many people don;t get tested regularly and are dishonest to their partners about their sexual history
THEN DON'T SLEEP WITH THEM.

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the only way you can BOTH know for sure is if you go and get tested TOGETHER before having sex without a condom. [/b]
WHAT A CONCEPT
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Old Jan 22, 04
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1up motherfucker
 
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And Chet: YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED THE JOY OF A RIBBED CONDOM!!!1
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Old Jan 22, 04
in love with lostboyscout
 
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got cock?
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Old Jan 22, 04
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got cock?
in spades.
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Old Jan 22, 04
meat princess
 
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And Chet: YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED THE JOY OF A RIBBED CONDOM!!!1
I save those ones for people I really care about
like besse, our cow
man he loves those things
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Old Jan 22, 04
no clouds in my stones
 
Join Date: May 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by *spacecase*:
how do you "know" a person is safe to fuck?

before you have sex, do you sit there and ask them:
how many people have you had sex with?
yes

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how many times have you had unprotected sex?
yes

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have you ever had an hiv test?
yes

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have you ever been tested for std's?
yes

If you're not comfortable enough with that person to ask the important questions, you shouldn't be having sex with them!


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Originally posted by *spacecase*:
i agree you should know the person, but many people don;t get tested regularly and are dishonest to their partners about their sexual history

the only way you can BOTH know for sure is if you go and get tested TOGETHER before having sex without a condom.
Well there's this thing called a clinic
you go there, and they take swabs and blood
then they test them for STDs
then they give you a printout of the results
then you show your partner the sheet

you don't need to go together.

It's really that simple.

Because people, let's face it, condoms are no fucking fun.

Oh, and btw, if you didn't know this already, condoms don't protect against HIV. They can help to prevent the spread of it, but the disease can slip through because its molecules are smaller than those of the latex condom.
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Old Jan 22, 04
Registered
 
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i love that rule of 3.

its so fucking true it hurts.
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Old Jan 25, 04
*dirtE*
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
neets has a little shameless behaviour in the past
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i love that rule of 3.

its so fucking true it hurts.
lol ya girls pretend their not sluts whlile guys front like they r
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Old Jan 26, 04
just like the first kiss
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
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lmao!!! gotta love that ad!
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Old Jan 26, 04
funked up
 
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remember everyone...

babies are the worst std
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