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Old Nov 27, 01
Larry?
 
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The ALMIGHTY cum shot!!!

Well we all have something to say about this topic....but what I wanna know is how many girlls like getting a nice fat wad of cum blasted all over their tits stomach etc...to me its a turn on....trying to persuade the lady friend to let me blow one on her face....probably not gonna happen (actually it did once but that was an accident heheh) but yeah any encouraging posts on this subject would be appreciated...hehe...blast away...
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Old Nov 27, 01
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just go for it!!!

and make up some excuse before your done pull out aim and shoot!

haha then just simply say "oops. sorry"

:Peenutt:
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Old Nov 27, 01
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Re: The ALMIGHTY cum shot!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by BeatItFarmer
Well we all have something to say about this topic....but what I wanna know is how many girlls like getting a nice fat wad of cum blasted all over their tits stomach etc...
don't forget the easiest tactic!

bustin' it all over thier back... DOGGYSTYLE!!! they won't even see it cumming:063:

HAHAHA!!!

wooooooooooooo!!!
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Old Nov 27, 01
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
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hahah.. I think blowing your load in a chicks face is only a turn on to guys who watch too much porno...



:D
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Old Nov 27, 01
Look! A rocket!
 
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no sex0r for you.
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Old Nov 28, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by mister-peenutt:
just go for it!!!

and make up some excuse before your done pull out aim and shoot!

haha then just simply say "oops. sorry"

:Peenutt:
Bwaaahahahaha!!! That's awesome.

-Dwight:Somatic:
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Old Nov 29, 01
no clouds in my stones
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by manik
no sex0r for you.
Fucking rightz!

No thanks...that stuff belongs in two places, no, three:
1. inside a guy
2. inside a girl
3. inside a condom

No where else!!! Keep it out of your tube socks you sad boys! heh.
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Old Nov 29, 01
Resident Old Guy
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by galaxie

Fucking rightz!

No thanks...that stuff belongs in two places, no, three:
1. inside a guy
2. inside a girl
3. inside a condom

No where else!!! Keep it out of your tube socks you sad boys! heh.
You list is incomplete!!! I'll fix it for you......

4. On your face

Oh!!! GOLD, BABY!!!

-Dwight:Somatic:
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Old Nov 29, 01
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BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA WHAT A BURN!

nat you got burned badly!

and dwights right.

your list is VERY incomplete.

5.on your face again
6.on the floor
7.in tissue
8.on your face
9.in girls mouths!
10.in girls stomach

MUAHA!
:Peenutt:
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Old Nov 29, 01
no clouds in my stones
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by mister-peenutt
9.in girls mouths!
10.in girls stomach
Hey genius...how is that NOT inside a girl?!

Vince, you're such a dolt :355:
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Old Nov 29, 01
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Ba ha!!!

In girls stomachs...... that's too funny.

-Dwight:Somatic:
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Old Nov 29, 01
no clouds in my stones
 
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Hey Dwight, there is ONE more place it does belong in your case:

:355: <----that's Vince. and that's Vince's asshole.

w00t.
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Old Nov 29, 01
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haha you're just mad kuz you got burned so badly!

:225: <---- thats your face when someone sprays it all over your face! MUAHAHA SUCKER!!

:Peenutt:
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Old Nov 29, 01
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Uh-oh.....

Vincent's asshole??? Not my dink.

Ha ha, sorry. Couldn't resist.

-Dwight:Somatic:
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Old Nov 30, 01
little miss muffet
 
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what happened to girls ?

wasnt the whole idea to get girls opinion on this whole thing..ok i have a story for you...
i had some friends down from clearwater for the weekend about 3 months ago...
i have a futon in my room and i had let one of the friends and his gf use the bed...i had also let them used my silk pillows...(just note that they were red and hard to wash)
i guess they had had a bit of fun that nite and in the morning my friend come up to me and starts saying hes sorry...he brought me the pillow which was coverd in cum...
ok people i dont have a problem with cum when its from my own bf but these were on my GOOD pillows and guess who had to wash them?!?!?!!??!?!?!
i was not pleased.

and ya i have no problem with cum till its on my face or in my hair.
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Old Nov 30, 01
Larry?
 
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tits and stomach

it's sweet spraying like ur a fireman putting out a fire on her stomach and tits....they like it too......just make sure u don't collapse on top of her after or else that can create an odd situation
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Old Nov 30, 01
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
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bahahaha... this is entertaining.

I bet none of you guys get any action EVER.

and when you do its like a 5 minute bullshit wham bam thankyou ma'am type thing.



baahhahaaaaa.

oh yeah... MR peanutt.. in your amendments to that list, you forgot the guy's stomach and mouth.



:355: :355: :355: :355:
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Old Nov 30, 01
its a boh selecta bonanza
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by galaxie


Fucking rightz!

No thanks...that stuff belongs in two places, no, three:
1. inside a guy
2. inside a girl
3. inside a condom

No where else!!! Keep it out of your tube socks you sad boys! heh.
SoniK's sick reply in 3 2 1


But i love having my socks cumm drenched..

It gives my feet the best feeling in the world.


- SoniK

now here's a question..

If you were a girl... (this is not pointed at you nat, i know you're a girl)
and you put your feet in cum drenched socks.. would your feet get pregnant if in there for long enough?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

stupid stoner question.
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Old Dec 01, 01
no clouds in my stones
 
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^------*looks up*
*looks around in confusion*

What the.........?
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Old Dec 01, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rytalin

oh yeah... MR peanutt.. in your amendments to that list, you forgot the guy's stomach and mouth.



:355: :355: :355: :355:
nah man i didn't forget that. because i'm not down with that.

unlike some people.

:Peenutt::210:
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Old Dec 01, 01
Larry?
 
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stop venting

Quote:
Originally posted by Rytalin
bahahaha... this is entertaining.

I bet none of you guys get any action EVER.

and when you do its like a 5 minute bullshit wham bam thankyou ma'am type thing.



baahhahaaaaa.

oh yeah... MR peanutt.. in your amendments to that list, you forgot the guy's stomach and mouth.



:355: :355: :355: :355:
pls stop venting ur own sexual frustrations....and as for getting play I've definately got quite the source...not too many other girls can offer what my gf can....she's gorgeous and the most loving person I have ever met...
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Old Dec 01, 01
little miss muffet
 
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ba haha!

why i dont know..but this post just brings out the best stories in me!!
tee hee..
here we go.
ok so my friend and his bf went camping for a weekend ya know..camping makes everyone horny...
so anyhow they had done the nasty and you know its cold outside n'stuff so they didnt want to get out of the tent to throw away the rubber..so anyhow.
he ended up putting it in one of his socks so i guess he could throw it away in the morning.
anyhow this dude has a younger sister whos like 12 or something...
i guess after he got back his mom had done his laundry and had mixed his and his sisters together.
so his sister goes to put on a pair of socks..only to find the condom still stuck inside..haha she ended up screaming her head off and her mom came running...LOL!
had to be priceless!
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Old Dec 01, 01
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
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Re: stop venting

Quote:
Originally posted by BeatItFarmer

pls stop venting ur own sexual frustrations....and as for getting play I've definately got quite the source...not too many other girls can offer what my gf can....she's gorgeous and the most loving person I have ever met...
I'm not venting sexual frustration.

well okay, maybe a bit. but I don't care. I just think blowing a load all over a girl is kind of nasty, and extremely disrespectful to someone you love.

It's something pornstar guys do to stupid 16 year old girls when making internet porn. NOT something you do to a loved one.

that's what I think at least.
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Old Dec 01, 01
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Umm, They like it when you come all over them?
Unless you are going to lick your jizz off of my stomach and lick it ALL off so I don't have to waste my precious time feeling icky and sticky.. Gah.
Yeah, then I guess so.
But wait..

Why would I be wasting my time having sex with anyone that even resembles you fucking idiots anyways?

Oh!
I wouldn't..

DUH.
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Old Dec 02, 01
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Well sorry to say, but some girls like to be jizzed on.
And I'm one of em!! :293:
I like it on my stomach or chest the best, but I have had it on my face and I didn't really mind.
I don't like to swallow though.
Hmmm I dunno, maybe I'm just weird.
But I don't think it's just something porn stars do, or that it's disrespectful.
Anywayz, I'm tired and I'm going to bed...
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