Tips for every stoner.

[mojo]

i mss dec. weed

[scue]

Originally Posted by ~god~

27) Also, if you've decided to go off ranting about a subject, PASS THE DOOB! you're burning half the joint for no reason, AND chances are that everyone is so pissed that noone is listening anyways.

definitely

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ~god~

27) Also, if you've decided to go off ranting about a subject, PASS THE DOOB! you're burning half the joint for no reason, AAND chances are that everyone is so pissed that noone is listening anyways.

"So then I was saying to the guy..."
"Bob!"
"... that he shouldn't have to..."
"BOB!"
"... make his dog sleep outside every night...."
"BOOOOB!"
"WHAT?"
"NOT A FUCKING MICROPHONE!"

[~god~]

^bahah

oh and another important one:

#33 - Inhale that shit.. AND HOLD IT IN for a little bit atleast. Nothing annoys me more than a motherfucker who just takes a toke and exhales it immidiately. it's not a fucking cigar you cockmunching camel-fucker!
talk about waaaaaaste of weed.

[Aspectre]

Hold it in 'till you get light headed :)

[~god~]

#34 - you're not automatically cool for smoking up. don't be so proud of yourself... all these fucking bums smoke weed. just do it if you enjoy it.

#35 - don't act stoned. you took like 2 puffs. open your eyes, don't go sleepy stoner on me. again, noone really gives a fuck if you smoke weed. it's not "hip".

#35 - please don't just take your joint out and start puffin' away if you're inside someone's house. people like me live with respectable people, and I don't want my place to smoke like weed. show some considerations for the host. ask him first... chances are he'll be cool with it

[FeelGood]

lots of very good rules.

[~god~]

#36 - don't give animals any weed. not cool! :|

[Aspectre]

Originally Posted by ~god~

#36 - don't give animals any weed. not cool! :|

That depends.. A few of my friends pets come running to us when they smell weed

[~god~]

it's wrong.
and it's a waste of weed.

[Aspectre]

Good points, I'll tone it down. If my friends decide to get 'em high, It has nothing to do with me.

[Pennywise]

i dunno if anyone has put this down.

when you have a roach doob
please warn me first.


im not a huge roach smoker.
but i dont mind it every now and then.

[AAA]

Originally Posted by ~god~

it's wrong.
and it's a waste of weed.

Dude hows it wrong? Animals eat all kinds of plants to get high espetially mokeys those fuckers are 80% of time on something that is now discovered to be some what of a hallucinagane nature... think about it... Plus all the pets that ever been in the hot box will never stop bugging you for more.. try it we even had a parrot ok well that wasnt cool cause that fucker got so high it kept flying in to walls and shit so we had to put him back in to cage where he kept it up for about 2 hrs ... Yo we are the top of the food chain ... there aint much we can do that is to be concidered wrong unless you are a vegitarian hippy who does not like to eat burn flash of an animal on your burger...

I say its all perseptional bios of a 1st world country ... lol

[Asheai]

hey, lol, this is hilarious. I think all the rules are pretty accurate, but my favorite is the one about talking and holding the doobie - so true! I hate it when ppl do that, lol. I think I may have to print this out and hand out to all stoners as a guidebook...

~ Asheai

[potface]

if you find a pack of roaches that have been sitting there for a while, dont asssume that they have been forgotten. they have not. my buddy did that to me yesterday. went to smoke em last night and he had robbed em in the morning, leaving us with no hoots at all :(

[Hot Karl]

ya know these aren't rules for stoners so much as just rules for not being an inconsiderate douche.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Hot Karl

ya know these aren't rules for stoners so much as just rules for not being an inconsiderate douche.

Correction:
Inconsiderate Douche STONER.

I dunno. Only a certain portion of my original rules were etiquette... some of them are just handy suggestions, as are stuff like use-the-cigarette-stop-smoking-notes-to-make-filter and whatnot.

But yes, it seems most of the things people are posting are etiquette-based.