Tips for every stoner.

[ebbomega]

Please add to it.

1) Puff-puff pass.
It's the commonly polite way to smoke some weed amongst people. If you're amongst friends, 3 is usually okay. 4 or 5 is bordering on "dude, you've just bogarted half my phattie." (fuck I haven't used "bogarted" in years) But on the most part, keep it down to 2.

2) Going on a trip and planning on packing a small amount of personal smoking weed? Stoner's motto: The most compact and stealth way to pack something is by rolling it. Sometimes it's a good idea to bring three doobies with you. One for the ride there, one for when you get there, one for the ride back.

3) Every once in a while, have a circle where everybody has their own doobie.

4) Go for a walk. This phrase usually intends that there will be weed smoked. Not because it's codeword or anything, but really because stoners tend to just smoke weed whenever they go for a walk.

5) If something needs doing, best to expedite the process and do it right away. Otherwise, it's pretty likely you're going to get stoned and forget about it.

[Jarman]

6)Always have a little hash stashed in yer car, cause when you hit traffic, you know that bowl will make it tolerable.

i Just worked 12 hours night shift....that's all my brain's gonna produce now.....n that's only cause I use that tip every day.....

[Behn]

7) Rollers rights, person who rolled the doob get to start er up

8)pass it to the left, cause the right hand is wrong

[PsyTrance4Life]

9) always have a pack of rollies in your wallet
10) have a lighter on you all the time
11) take 2 big hits and PASS IT

[Play-it-hard]

12. Always share, You never know when sum good old mary jane might be needed when your runnin low.

[-evil-duerr-]

13) If you find yourself drooling on the piece (bong, pipe, joint, whatever), just giver a whipe before you pass that dripping mess to the left .

14) Check your pockets at the end of a session. Chances are someone accidently upped your lighter, or you accidently upped someone elses. Its a good habbit to get into, and youll lose less lighters.

15) If your borrowing someones rollies to roll up a joint, dont cut up the rollie package to make yer wack filters (but if yer going to, ask first!) , some people use that part of the rollie pack for scooping purposes! GRRRRRR

16) Keep the shake/bogue joints out of the cypher unless you announce before hand. Mosts cases, The rest of the circle would rather smoke on nothing (and still share their weed wit you) ,than to waste their lung capacity on wack farmer fred's ditch weed.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

13) If you find yourself drooling on the piece (bong, pipe, joint, whatever), just giver a whipe before you pass that dripping mess to the left .

14) Check your pockets at the end of a session. Chances are someone accidently upped your lighter, or you accidently upped someone elses. Its a good habbit to get into, and youll lose less lighters.

15) If your borrowing someones rollies to roll up a joint, dont cut up the rollie package to make yer wack filters (but if yer going to, ask first!) , some people use that part of the rollie pack for scooping purposes! GRRRRRR

16) Keep the shake/bogue joints out of the cypher unless you announce before hand. Mosts cases, The rest of the circle would rather smoke on nothing (and still share their weed wit you) ,than to waste their lung capacity on wack farmer fred's ditch weed.

Those are some good ones. The lighter one especially.

[Jarman]

number 15 sooooo true!
it's even worse when they just tear a half width chunk outta the pack.....just teasin' ya with an almost useable scoop.

[mikey]

#15 is my #1 pet peev....

[diaphorrhoea]

17) When cleaning your glass bong, swirl around a mixture of iso alcohol and salt in the dirty chamber. Works like a charm, although I've noticed this method can cause discolouration of coloured plastic bongs.

18) For cigarette smokers, those "You CAN quit smoking!" inserts they include with all the packs these days make great filter stock, so you won't have to piss anyone off by mangling their zag flap.

19) Invest in a really good grinder. My friend brought one back from our recent trip to Amsterdam which has a kief trap, and every couple of days we harvest a really nice little pile of crystals from it.

[Mr.Wrong]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

14) Check your pockets at the end of a session. Chances are someone accidently upped your lighter, or you accidently upped someone elses. Its a good habbit to get into, and youll lose less lighters.

the problem is at the end of a session im all baked, and never think about it

i think i need to write these rules into a checklist. yeh im a stoner

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Behn420

7) Rollers rights, person who rolled the doob get to start er up

That being said, if you rolled up weed that is not yours, it is polite to ask or offer the first toke to whoever owns the weed.

Nothing more annoying than some hippy rolling up your weed and smoking half the joint before it even gets to you.

[Mr.Wrong]

ebbomega knows his sesh etiquette.

[-evil-duerr-]

^agreed

i forgot to add this rule. its not a biggy, i think just a sign of respect/class more than anything.

#(20) If your at someone else's house smoking a joint. The roach goes to the homeowner or the homeowners ashtray. House Roach Rule!

#(21) If you use someone elses grinder, dont tap the hell out of it, knocking out all the guy's built up crystal stash! All that crystal didnt come from your one single gram chunk, homes!

[potface]

#(22) dont rob the roaches that arent yours. they are still good for the hurting times after we've smoked all teh good stuff in the circle with you

[potface]

#(23) if you roll a spliff let the non-smokers know. tobacco is disgusting

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

15) If your borrowing someones rollies to roll up a joint, dont cut up the rollie package to make yer wack filters (but if yer going to, ask first!) , some people use that part of the rollie pack for scooping purposes! GRRRRRR

Hahha!!, Awesome sooooo true with me!!! haha, Ask Kam, I refuse to smoke a joint without a filter, a real smoke dogg knows filters provide better tokes....
maximizing your joint. Boh?

[nipvicious]

^ however if you use filters all the time.. you wont have any roaches to smoke at desperate times.. i like to mix it up :)

[Cosmos]

24.) smoke. weed. everyday.

...because it should be a rule

[~god~]

now let's talk about the circle's conversations:

25) Don't go off on who you fucked the night before
26) Politics is usually a good start
27) Also, if you've decided to go off ranting about a subject, PASS THE DOOB! you're burning half the joint for no reason, AAND chances are that everyone is so pissed that noone is listening anyways.

[decypher]

The Last roach and hot knives are like diamonds in the rough.

[Pennywise]

fuck.
i love smoking weed

[FlorpIncarnate]

Originally Posted by Pennywise

fuck.
i love smoking weed

Hey same.

Oh, and

28) Don't leave your half-smoked joint in your buddy's glove box, when the SUV is his parents vehicle and they are going to be using it in the morning. Plus they get super pissed off about that kind of stuff.

Not that this one has anything to do with me, tonight.

[PsyTrance4Life]

Originally Posted by ~god~

now let's talk about the circle's conversations:

25) Don't go off on who you fucked the night before

HAHAHAH so true...

[AAA]

#(29) Invest it to a small carrying glass pipe. That way if you are too lazy or too stoned to roll you can still smoke in no time.
#(30) For the love of all thats holy dont suck on the joint like you would on your partners tity! There is Nothing worse then getting a salaiva sogged joint.
#(31) For all the weirdo's out there who like to lace their weed please just tell ppl that you have coke/crack/tobbaco/othershit in there ppl will only be happy not to having to sleep for the next 24hrs straight...
#(32) Keep your weed in the fridge with a lil slice of apple , green apple is best for this, it will keep it really moist and fresh plus it will add a tiny bit of flavor when you smoke it.