Canadian Government Confirms that Purple Monkies are now Flying out my Ass

[thebobman]

Canadian government plans end of net debt
Canada's Conservative government has outlined a plan to eliminate the net federal debt within the next 15 years, steadily cut corporate and personal taxes, and expand private-sector involvement in infrastructure financing. Delivering an economic and fiscal update to parliament, the finance minister Jim Flaherty said yesterday that "it's time to mobilize Canadians to make a national commitment to pay off Canada's national mortgage".



I think I'll believe that when... well.... y'know.... with the flying monkeies & what not

[-evil-duerr-]

this thread needs more monkeys, stat

[Webber]

not purple but close

[Ms.Tarantula]

this ones kinda blue but meh... about as close as we are gonna get i think :P

[christoqher]

lloll

[Flip]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

this ones kinda blue but meh... about as close as we are gonna get i think :P

You blue a monkey!!

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by thebobman

[url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15871644/]Canadian government plans end of net debt[/URL[
Canada's Conservative government has outlined a plan to eliminate the net federal debt within the next 15 years, steadily cut corporate and personal taxes, and expand private-sector involvement in infrastructure financing. Delivering an economic and fiscal update to parliament, the finance minister Jim Flaherty said yesterday that "it's time to mobilize Canadians to make a national commitment to pay off Canada's national mortgage".



I think I'll believe that when... well.... y'know.... with the flying monkeies & what not

I only briefly glanced at this in the paper during my flight today. So they're going to take $17 from every $200 we pay and put it towards the national debt. And this WON'T result in a tax increase or budget cuts. Right.

I'm all for wiping out the national debt... but first, let's grow a backbone and stop letting countries fuck us up our financial ass. Maybe make the US pay us back for some of those softwood tariffs? $5billion towards the national debt sounds good. They can just skim it off of the stolen currency from their Middle Eastern romp. Hell, why not just give us some oil?

I don't like this one bit. I smell a ruse.

[dabbler]

NET debt is only the amount we are adding to the gross debt each year right?