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[phobos]

This is an important email I recieved. I thought I would share it with everyone

Subject:Oreos deepfryer deep fryer

Message:

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[esoter1c]

How enlightening.

[-evil-duerr-]

thats what you get for looking at your cousin innapropriately

[kAyB]

i dont get it .....:(

[automatic]

automatic spam generating software has had to get so abstract to get around spam filters that it is now the equivalent of a million monkeys on a million typewriters...

[wishbone]

i received one the other day called XXX Thai Basil Chicken HARDCORE.

It actually had a recipe for thai basil chicken.

[Séguin]

I just keep getting emails about pills to make my penis fat

[cubed]

Originally Posted by automatic

automatic spam generating software has had to get so abstract to get around spam filters that it is now the equivalent of a million monkeys on a million typewriters...

one day I may get war and peace in my inbox.

[tiedye]

^^
I don't suggest you read it, if you do.

I'm completely spam free, save for these University of Phoenix emails I get all the time. I don't open shit that isn't sent from a source I am directly connected to and I don't open anything from a friend that doesn't look like something they'd normally send.

[cubed]

^been there, done that.

I'm a sucker for the personal masochism of russian literature.

[thebobman]

from bash.org:

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK