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Sep 28, 02
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"take that space coyote" - homer
"....or what are you going to do? release your dogs? or release your bees? or release your dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot out bees?" - homer "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns... i belive you have a letter for me" "ok what is your first name mr. burns?" "..... I dont know" - Homer and mailman "I ateted the purpleberries" Ralph "when i grow up i wanna be a principal or a catepillar" ralph "we were going to call you homer jr..... the kids at school could call you Hoju" - Homer "Well tears wont make your dog come back... so what you can do is eat can after can of dog food untill your tears start smell like dog food or you can go out there and look for your dog" "you're right dad" "Awwww.. almost had him eating dog food" - Homer and bart "The doctor said i wouldnt have as many nose bleeds if i kept my finger outta there" - Ralph "you can dance, you can dance now everybody look at your pants" - Homer 
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Sep 28, 02
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Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Ralph Wiggum: "when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe) " Hi I'm Troy MCClure, u may remember me in films such as.... " Chief Wiggum: Mrs. Simpson, I believe your husband is DOA.... Marge: HE'S DEAD?!! Wiggum: Oh, no, that's DWI. I always get these police terms mixed up hahahah SIMPSONS IS THE BEST !!!! HOMER IS THE BEST !! fuck the whole show is fucken hilarious !!!! " Your CUt ! " - Homer " Groening
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hahahahahah! reezo classic!
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Sep 28, 02
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Burns to Homer: "A happy worker is a busy worker. I like the cut of your jib simpson. Let the fools have their tartar sauce."
ppl tend to like homer and bart. fuck that! burns is my favorite.
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Sep 28, 02
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Ralph-"It says choo-choo choose you and there's a picture of a train"
Ralph-"So the doctor say I wouldn't get so many nose beelds if I just kept my finger outta there" Marge-"So what are you in here for anyway?" Jack Crawly-"I shot some guy named Apu" Marge-"Oh well that's not so bad lot's of people shoot Apu. It's only a small fine now." Burns-"oh pish posh Smithers people don't like dogs. If I came in here slobering all over you and sniffing at your crotch what would you do? Smithers-"If you did it sir?"
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Sep 28, 02
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Homer : "Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Homer : "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Homer : "Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!" Marge forces the family to go Vegetarian: Homer : "Ohh......How come the dog gets to eat meat?" Marge : "Homer, that dog food's mostly made out of snouts and entrails." Homer *drool* : "Mmmmmm... snouts." And the best one of ALL: Homer : "So Lisa you're not going to eat any meat anymore, not even bacon?" Lisa : "No." Homer : "Ham?" Lisa : "No." Homer : "Pork chops?" Lisa : "Dad those all come from the same animal!" Homer *sarcastically* : "Yeeeeeeeeeees Lisa...a special magical animal from fairy-land!" Homer's the best =0)
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Sep 28, 02
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Burns *singing*: "these slippers are endangered african albino rhino!"
Bart after the song: "na-na-na. na-na-na. na-na-naaaaaaa!" Lisa: "BAAARRRRT!" Bart: "sorry. gotta admit it is catchy."
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