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Aug 10, 02
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Whut's the Funniest thing you did when you were a Child?
Ok i thought this would be kinda funny and a little way for everyone to get to know each other....
So just give a little story about something hilarious you did when you were a kid....... When i was in 3rd grade , me and my sister had a play room to play school , this one gurl i didn't like always came over to play with my sister so i decided we'd play school because i had an idea... i made my sister be the Teacher and made the gurl sit infront of me and during the "middle of class" i took my scissor's and cut this poor gurls long blonde hair ... she had to get it chopped up to her shoulder cause i messed it up so bad!!! i know it's kinda mean but it is also really funny !!! Love, Samantha XOXO :AZN: 
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Aug 10, 02
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Yeah thats a bit mean but listen up...........In kindergarden on tha first day I met one of my current best friends, we use to hang out and play together like everyday. Well one day in class he was building somethin with these blocks and this kid came over and messed it up so my friend grabs a block and smokes tha kid in tha head with it, this kid started crying but was angry and started yelling at my friend. Well my friend looked shocked like he saw a ghost after the kid yelled at him and I saw this so I got up and pushed the kid who yelled at my friend. He hit his head on a ledge and was taken to the emergency to get somethin like 6 stitches. I got in trouble and yelled at badly but I didn't cry or feel bad about anything....the way I looked at things, he deserved it.....but now it makes me laugh.
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Aug 11, 02
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When I was really (really) young, my dad had a whole bunch of guy friends over and they were watching football... the announcer was introducing the players and the teams, and announced something about Regina, Sask... and I stood up in front of all of his friends and was like "I have one of those!!"
Yeah.. i was cool..
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Aug 11, 02
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we used to like to take tires out of our neighbors back yards and roll them down the alley. they would hit cars on commercial drive or somtimes even make it past. it was a steep hill so we could see them from far off. one of them made it so far. it was amazing. must have rolled five or six alleys into some grassy field in a park.
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Aug 11, 02
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i was a bland child who played the flute.
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Aug 11, 02
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oh and i once stabbed some guy in the face with an exacto knife...
but i dont remember it.. i guess thats not really funny.. the funny part of that is i saw him in highschool at a party and he was really pissed and came up and told me i did that to him and then offered me a beer cause he liked the scar.
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Aug 11, 02
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my dad had a tracheotomy (you know a valve in your neck) for a while while he was paralyzed in the hospital with french polio (he recovered after about 4 months) and it was this bright red valve like a button on his neck, well i was young like i dunno maybe 15 or so months and my mom always used to put me on his stomach to be with him (we didnt know he was going to make it, ya know?) So anyways, he couldnt really talk much but he could mumble, and say werds that didnt involve use of facial muscles...
I always went for the little red button, and copying my father, my first werds were "OH SHIT"
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Aug 11, 02
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I accidentaly jumped into the clothes dryer and it turned on once I closed the door.....
oh...oh... I got my head stuck inbetween the bar fencing at the zoo and they had to rush the firemen over to get me out
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Aug 12, 02
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I was looking at my Moms $50 bill and she was like "Okay give it back now." But I really liked it and wanted to keep it. So when she wouldn't let me keep it I tore it in half and gave half of it back. I was always taught to share so...
Any way nothing that a bit of tape couldn't fix. Another time this kid pissed me off when I was in kindergarten so I lit a freezy wrapper on fire and through it on him. I got in a lot of trouble but that kid never buggged me again. My favorite though was actually something my sister did. This bully at school pushed her down in a mud puddle and got her dress all dirty so she punched him in the nose and he started to cry cause he got a nose bleed. Another time she threw a zilaphone(sp) at a kids head for calling her Anna banana over and over. He had to get a bunch of stiches.
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Aug 12, 02
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Sep 03, 02
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Sep 03, 02
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i was attacked by numerous parrot when i was in maui once..i didnt find it funny..but alot of the ppl around me watching..sure did....bastards.
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Sep 04, 02
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well lemme see. obviously the classic get your tongue stuck to the monkey bars in winter one. plus my sister when we were in pre-school didn't like having to take nap time. so when the supervisor lady of the pre-school came by to try and make her lie down. she fuckin clocked her right in the head. broke her glasses right off and the glasses ended up hurting the old hag's eye. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Sep 04, 02
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where do i begin? so many, i striped in a store once while my bro was buying soccer cleats. I ran around naked for a while until my mum chased my down. I used to empty bottles of lotion or soap onto my floor and pretend it was an ice rink. Oh and i use to stick marbles in my dippers. Don't ask why, cause I have no clue.
that's just a few.
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Sep 04, 02
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My mom has told me many time of me sneaking out of our back yard and wandering around the neighborhood naked and then the neighbors would call my mom and say ur daughter is out in the yard again NAKED.ha. Oh i also hit my brother in the face with a sledg hammer. .....wait that was just two years ago. he he he
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Sep 08, 02
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ahhhh....my favorite thing i ever did was when i was little i used to hit my brother and start crying and get him in shit and when my mom or grandmother punished him i'd give him an evil look and laugh...haha...oh i wish i could do that now....i was jumping on my bed once w/ my bro and we managed to break it in half...then we did the same to his bed once we found out how easy it was....i was jumping on my bed at my grandparents and i kneed myself in the eye and got a black eye....i used to be scared of the basement at my grandparents and i wouldnt ever go down there when it wasnt really really light out...once my grandmother was in the washroom and my bro was across the hall in his room so i tyed the doors together with a skipping rope...then i got in soooo much shit...this guy was pissin my sister off when she was in gr 2 and she put him in a head lock and made him apologize to her...hahaha...
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Sep 08, 02
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my brother threw a dart at me and got it stuck in my back....fuck that hurt
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Sep 08, 02
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oh yea....and i used to steal chocolate bars for degano....and light shit on fire...w/ my little pink purse....man i did some crazy shit when i was 6/7....
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Sep 08, 02
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4:20.....good night
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Sep 16, 02
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when I was little me and a bunch of "kewl" friends decided we didn't liek this girl (it was in grade one btw) so we jumped her, and tied her up to a jungle gym with her socks and scarf and a bunch of stuff, she stayed there like the full day, I started it and didn't even get in trouble, I find that kinda funny!! lol, oh, I almost ogt an eraser stuck up my nose when I was little too!!
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