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Sep 16, 02
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I was a baby, and I had just learned to stand up and move around in my crib. One afternoon my mom put me down for my nap, and I ended up pooping in my diaper so I took it off and spread it all over the walls. She heard me giggling and came into my room and freaked out!
When I was four, I climbed all the way up to the top of the tree in my back yard, and I was scared to come down so my mom had to call the Fire Department to come get me down. I was probably like a year old, and my mom, dad, granddad, grandma and myself went to Hawaii. We were driving along, and someone cut my granddad off, he and my dad grumbled and I yelled out "FUCK!" and my grandma looks at my mom and says "Carolyn, please tell me that child just said 'duck'." heh. I used to run around without my clothes on ALL the time. My mom would dress me and like two mins later they'd be all over the back yard, house, etc...so she just finally gave up and taught me how to dress myself so that if I got cold I could put clothes on. My dad always came home after work and sat down in front of the TV, but I wanted attention! So, I'd go turn off the TV and then he'd turn it back on and so forth and so on, until one day I figured out where the sensor was so I'd put my hand over it so he couldn't turn it on! hehehe =0) I used to steal my brother's toys all the time, too! Man, I was a bad kid! 
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Sep 16, 02
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parents brought me to the museum place in victoria and whenever i saw funky i ran at it to go touch it.. and i just ran into the glass.. my mom said i did that like 5 times that day. when i left teh security asked if i was okay... i was such a stupid kid
ummmm as chinese traditions on chinese new years my mom would put a red envelope with money under my pillow and i would sleep on it and open it the next day.. i woke up the next morning my mom found me tearin up the bill and envelope and munchin away on it.
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Sep 22, 02
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My parents told me that when I was born I had to saty in tha hospital for a bit cause I had some minor illness. So one time the nurse was changing my diaper and she turend around for a second and I starting pissing all over the side of her head and face. She refused to change my diaper ever again.
Oh and one time on Chrstmas Day when I was 6 and my sister was 4 we were just playing with our new toys by the Christmas tree. My sister got up and tried to climb the tree and it fell over and half of it fell out the windowwhile she was hanging on the other side.
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Sep 23, 02
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smack my uncle in the crotch with plastic gun
on video tape to ahahha
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Sep 23, 02
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I saw that video too
hahahahaha now I think about it It makes me laugh so much I have so many.. but i can't remember a lot There's one my parents told me that my mom was supposed to be watching me, but then I somehow got out of the house, and ran down the street to one of my little play buddies house I left with a diaper and I don't remember if they said anything about clothes, but they said I came home by myself butt naked. and they said I had poopied in my diaper and left everything at my friends houses front step. There was this one time that my sister was teaching me how to ride a bike, she said that just picture the sidewalk like a bridge and you have to ride and stay on it. or you fall off and die. well, I lived near pne on venables street. and where we lived on this huge hill. Well my sister thought that she was going to let me go from hill and I would just get everything down by myself.. well I didn't.. I went rolling down the sidewalk, I was going too fast and I couldn't stear, I was getting to the end and thought I was going to make it when I hit a rock on the sidewalk, I couldn't stop cause I was learning and watching my sister ride with her hand breaks, when My biek was the pedal backwards breaks, I didn't realize and didn;t react in time, I hit a tree and fell over into a bush. (When I was 4-6 years old)...... I used to live in a ghetto basement, I mean .. two rooms one was a huge room so we had like two full beds pushed together. well me and my brother would always play this game we called airplane .. or something like that.. he would lay on his back=with his arms and legs in the air, what I would do is go on top I would lock my elbows and knees, and my hands would be on his and my feet would be on his feet, when I was securely balanced like little acrobatics, he would bend his elbows and knees and lift me off and toss my across the bed, and I would land on a pile of pillows.... ....... its not funny bit it was so much fun.
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Sep 30, 02
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i must have been like five years old. my old man was teaching me how to duke it out. he leans down and puts up both his hands and says "hit me". so i grabbed my tonka truck and cracked it over his head.
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Sep 30, 02
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my parents divorced when i was three and every year at xmas, my mum would give us presents "from santa" and my dad would give us presents "from dad"
one year, my brother and i decided to confront her about her cheapness every xmas and were really rude about it she got all offended and was "i fucking am santa claus!!!" then we were happy and told her that she was the best because santa's presents were always better than dad's lame ones :kimmie:
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