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Sep 27, 02
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Best Simpsons Quotes
got some favs? or some classics?
DOH! -homer as his head gets trampled over as buyers rush to purchase funzos.. "ouch, ouch, ouch, oh god.. why would you ware cleats to a store?" -moe in the race for mayor between quimby and sideshow bob, a tv commercial said.. "joe quimby even released sideshow bob, a two time convicted killer from jail.. would you want a man like this running your city? vote sideshow bob for mayor" -announcer fire safety day at springfield elementary.. ralph: "hmm, and I want a bike, and a monkey and a friend for the monkey...." hosey the bear: "you aren't going to start any fires, are you?" ralph: "at my house, we call them uh-ohs!" on the school bus before they crash and land on some island.. millhouse: "gooooo grapefruit" bart: "gooooo apple" ralph: "go banana!" im sure there are more ;) -myles 
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"I don't get mad, I get stabby"
-- Fat Tony. ;]
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"booo-urns"
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Sep 28, 02
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ummmm....this post has been done SOOO many times, BUT, if you insist:
"...Marge, you have an ass that won't quit, and...blaja mmmneam muffleadjf...$5 for a pretzel?!?!?!...get outta here..." - Homer "Stop it brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!" - Homer
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Lisa is standing next to a sickly looking orphaned child during the "Merry Fishmas" parade (The episode where Homer works as Mr. Burns' monkey). Lisa puts her hand on the kid's shoulder in some kind of sympathetic gesture and the kid shouts, "Don't touch me, nothing gives you that right!" I just about shit myself.
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Sep 28, 02
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68 slices of american cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese *drolls* -homer
ps, it is not really 68 slices of cheese OK i just forget the real number
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Sep 28, 02
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hahahah spk that one was fucken gold!!
oh another one like that was where marge and chief quimby were at the planetarium or something, and marge was trying to setup a play date with ralph and bart.. marge put her hand on ralphs shoulder and he yelled "shes touching me in my special place..." and ran off! hahahaha
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Sep 28, 02
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lmfao this one is where moe thinks bart is prank calling him but it's really mr.burns and he dunno it...
Mr Burns "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon" Moe:Oh so ur looking for a Mr. Smithers eh? First name Waylon is it? Listen to me, you... when I catch you...I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
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"homer...homer simpson...he's the greatest guy in history...from tha...town of springfield...he's about to hit a chestnut tree...DOH!"
"miss hoover i eat my red crayon" - ralph "miss hoover the worm jumped into my mouth and crawled down my throat...can i get another one???" "my toungue it taste like burnning" - ralph
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omgg and then the episode where ralph goes "That's where i saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things." lmao
i watch every simpson episode...lemme see..i know i have more lol... milhouse: And do you remember the time when Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish, and you tried to convince me that I never had a goldfish ... but why did I have the bowl Bart, why did I have the bowl? Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU WOODWOOD HALULAOGH! Marge: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (lmfaooooo) Bart: I wash myself with a rag on a stick. Homer: I've always been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body.
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