waking up with pen all over your body

Courtney · #1 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

what the fuuuck
who am i

hardstylin · #2 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

loser

-evil-duerr- · #3 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

ha ha

NinjaBoy · #4 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by Courtney

what the fuuuck
who am i

Apparently an alcholic and/or drug addict.

Guineveire · #5 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

at least be greatful that you didnt wake up with a toothless greasy farmer named billy bob

Big R · #6 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

You Had Some Good Weed Yesterday Night.

guido · #7 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

you ever seen that dave chapelle comedy about white people doing some borderline gay shit when you pass out? my buddy is kinda fucked up, and he almost lost a friend over teabagging the guy when he was asleep. they even took pictures! aside from that, ive drawn on multiple people, and sometimes if we dont have a marker we'll cover them in post-it notes. there's countless pictures. people being pushed around while they're puking in the toilet... i had a friend pass out at no. 9 restaurant and get covered in greasy food. its a result of always drinking after the club or rave, instead of just going home to sleep.

NinjaBoy · #8 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by guido

you ever seen that dave chapelle comedy about white people doing some borderline gay shit when you pass out? my buddy is kinda fucked up, and he almost lost a friend over teabagging the guy when he was asleep. they even took pictures! aside from that, ive drawn on multiple people, and sometimes if we dont have a marker we'll cover them in post-it notes. there's countless pictures. people being pushed around while they're puking in the toilet... i had a friend pass out at no. 9 restaurant and get covered in greasy food. its a result of always drinking after the club or rave, instead of just going home to sleep.

Your friends are fucking assholes.

Ms.Tarantula · #9 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

I am SO AGAINST fucking with people when they are sleeping. Granted, I see the humor in it.. I will never partake in actually doing it. If the person trusts you enough to fall asleep in your presence why ruin that?

I NEVER fall asleep around people I can't trust. I've seen people have their socks lit on fire while asleep, get peed on, written all over.. that list is never ending.

Guineveire · #10 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

^ Very true!
Its so hard for me to fall asleep in a new enviorment especially around people i dont know or cant trust.

NinjaBoy · #11 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

I NEVER fall asleep around people I can't trust. I've seen people have their socks lit on fire while asleep, get peed on, written all over.. that list is never ending.

I take it back your friends are assholes.

lildonkey · #12 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by guido

you ever seen that dave chapelle comedy about white people doing some borderline gay shit when you pass out? my buddy is kinda fucked up, and he almost lost a friend over teabagging the guy when he was asleep. they even took pictures! aside from that, ive drawn on multiple people, and sometimes if we dont have a marker we'll cover them in post-it notes. there's countless pictures. people being pushed around while they're puking in the toilet... i had a friend pass out at no. 9 restaurant and get covered in greasy food. its a result of always drinking after the club or rave, instead of just going home to sleep.

No that's not a result of too much drinking. That's a result of being trailer park trash and completely classless.

My friends don't fuck around with eachother when they are puking/too drunk... they help eachother out and worry more about how they are going to arrange getting them home and have their car driven home for them, then to be worried about how they are going to fuck them over when they are drunk.

mapleleaf4ever · #13 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

Always be the last one to pass out.

That's worked for me.

Webber · #14 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

drawing on ppl was funny in highschool - now it just doesnt happen

tiedye · #15 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

There's no sport in it. The real fun is fucking with people when they're conscious.

Grapes · #16 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

Maybe Courtney is experiencing some Memento-type shit.

If we piece together the clues on her body, it might lead us to Nabs.

prozac · #17 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Maybe Courtney is experiencing some Memento-type shit.

If we piece together the clues on her body, it might lead us to Nabs.

You win my prize for funniest post of the day.

guido · #18 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by tiedye

There's no sport in it. The real fun is fucking with people when they're conscious.

lol good point, but that happens too

guido · #19 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

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Originally Posted by lildonkey

My friends don't fuck around with eachother when they are puking/too drunk... they help eachother out and worry more about how they are going to arrange getting them home and have their car driven home for them, then to be worried about how they are going to fuck them over when they are drunk.

my friends arent stupid enough to get drunk and not be able to drive themselves home. we work out rides ahead of time. if you cant see the humor in it you're probably one of the douchebags who flip out after waking up like that and piss everybody off. its harmless, just learn not to get so drunk you pass out and dont wake up.

Rayeine · #20 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

maybe you'll write better.

esoter1c · #21 (**permalink**) May 11, 07

I just tie their shoes together and then yell fire.

DefJef · #22 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

Yeah +1 on not fucking with people when their 'that guy' drunk unless its wholesome; like burying them in laundry.... or finishing their booze/eating the chicken fingers in their freezer.

lildonkey · #23 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

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Originally Posted by guido

my friends arent stupid enough to get drunk and not be able to drive themselves home. we work out rides ahead of time. if you cant see the humor in it you're probably one of the douchebags who flip out after waking up like that and piss everybody off. its harmless, just learn not to get so drunk you pass out and dont wake up.

Why are you assuming that i get too drunk and pass out at parties?

because i think it's completely classless to draw on drunk people?

theres another term for people with my mindset... it's called "not 13"

NinjaBoy · #24 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

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Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Haha , aw that sucks.
I was JUST flippin through some pics of a buddy of mine who passed out and got the royal treatment if ya know what im saying haha..

Facial?

-evil-duerr- · #25 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

its only a matter of time before she starts posting an abundance of punching bag/heart2heart threads.. which in time will lead to the inevitable "farewell fnk" hey you thread.

fnk psychosis is a harsh vampire