invisible or ability to fly?

[liquidblue]

You could kick David Blains ass in the balducci levitation. pwn that fool.

I think thats the first thing Id do. Id find him performing then id go float over his head. bahaha

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by .Promoter

Id have to go with invisibility.

Think about it, sure flying reduces the time it takes you to go places, you dont have to worry about dieing from a fall ever again, and you could go places no one else could.

But you could make so much money being invisible. The cops would never catch you doing anything ever again. Obviously id use it for illegal activities but it would be killer. Become some like super high paid government assasin or some shit. Or just steal shit and kill people for street crime reasons. And think about it this way, why would you have to pay for gas and airplane flights when you can just sneak on a plane yourself. You honestly think anyone bumping into you will be able to figure out who u are? No they would think they were going crazy and keep the fact they bumped into air a secret.

And you wouldn't have all of the various remaining gov't and crime organizations coming after your ass once they find out you exist?

You would be the #1 target for every hitman on the planet and being invisible doesn't mean you can hide.

[oddsbodikins]

I'd say fly, definitely. Think of all the kick-ass gymnastics that you'd be able to do. :)

[crookedking]

you'd also be able to sneeze on people.

wait you can do that when you're invisible too.

wait again...you can do that without any super powers.

[djmarkpaul]

Okay so getting liquid on you makes you visible...sooo as a guy, would I have invisible sperm or not?

Cause if so, I'd definetly go for invisibility.

[djmarkpaul]

crookedking: Sneezing is only a quarter orgasm

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

Okay so getting liquid on you makes you visible...sooo as a guy, would I have invisible sperm or not?

Cause if so, I'd definetly go for invisibility.

why would you want invisible sperm? so that people wouldn't know what they're sitting in???? that's just wrong.

[Ms.Tarantula]

this thread reminded me of that Kevin Bacon movie where he turns invisible and rapes that girl. I think that might become a problem for the invisibility thing. lol

I would only want the ability to fly if I can actually have wings. People are not built to fly we are built to walk and run, which I enjoy. If you were able to fly without having to flap wings or anything then its just plain lazy.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

crookedking: Sneezing is only a quarter orgasm

that's probably why so many people find sneezing to be "refreshing".

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

this thread reminded me of that Kevin Bacon movie where he turns invisible and rapes that girl. I think that might become a problem for the invisibility thing. lol

I would only want the ability to fly if I can actually have wings. People are not built to fly we are built to walk and run, which I enjoy. If you were able to fly without having to flap wings or anything then its just plain lazy.

no wings.

what do you think we are? angels?

[Ms.Tarantula]

well then fuck that.

[liquidblue]

^^ so you vote for the invisible rapist option then? lol ^^

[Ms.Tarantula]

^ turn down the dumb.

[EPID3MIK-7]

I choose Flying. Being invisible really depends on climate. Cuz when your invisble you gotta be fully buck-neked otherwise it wouldn't work. And with it being pissing rain or hella windy and cold up here in Vancouver, it'd suck! Now if I was in Miami hellz yeah I'd rock the invisibility.

[hardstylin]

being invis would suck after like 2days.

being able to fly would kick as every fucking day.

[Grapes]

Flying's easy.. as Douglas Adams said, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[crookedking]

the only problem is that the ground is suuuuch a big target.

[-evil-duerr-]

i wanna fly around. duh.
who the fuck wants to be invisible?!? some casper the creepy-ass ghost motherfuckers

[crookedking]

casper could fly too.

[.Promoter]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Flying's easy.. as Douglas Adams said, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

DUDE EXACTLY

theres no guide on hwo to be invisible.. and considering ive mastered the technique of falling and missing.... it would be cool to be able to be invisble when i do it.. think about it... fly around like i already do.. and not be seen either... stellar

[esoter1c]

So everyone who picked flying, you can fly, but you're still workin' your 9-5 while me n "THE INVISIBLES" are rich as fuck after a few Diamond thefts.

Have fun flyin' to work n back everyday. :P

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by crookedking

casper could fly too.

thats why he got all the ghost bitches

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by 3507321C

So everyone who picked flying, you can fly, but you're still workin' your 9-5 while me n "THE INVISIBLES" are rich as fuck after a few Diamond thefts.

Have fun flyin' to work n back everyday. :P

i'd become a super hero and my arch nemesis would be you.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

thats why he got all the ghost bitches

also he's the ghost of richie rich and that probably helped him out too.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Flying's easy.. as Douglas Adams said, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Yes yes it is.

Which reminds me... I need to go for a proficiency Flight.