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Jun 06, 07
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Best Chuck Norris joke.
Each one of Chuck Norris' testicles are larger than the other!
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Jun 06, 07
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the chuck norris thing died a while ago mang, don't resurrect it !
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Jun 06, 07
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chuck norris thing only might have died on fnk...
and those jokes are timeless classics they'll be alive long after you're dead and consumed by maggots and all sorts of sick shit like that. next...
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Jun 06, 07
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what do you get when you try and shave Chuck Norris' beard?
a face full of fist! it's so lame that it's the only chuck norris joke that ever made me laugh i think it's because i was actually picturing it :weird:
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Jun 06, 07
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When Chuck Norris wakes up in the morning, he flosses his teeth with steel wool. Then he eats a bowl of dynamite for breakfast, takes a massive two-flush megashit, and wipes his ass with intercepted letters to Santa.
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Jun 06, 07
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Chuck norris can watch 60 mins in 20
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. # # Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. the fastest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris wasn't born,
Chuck Norris just was.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Jun 06, 07
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
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Jun 06, 07
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Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Jun 06, 07
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Jun 06, 07
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Jun 06, 07
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chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits.
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Jun 06, 07
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my personal favourite:
chuck norris doesn't need a silencer, he TELLS his gun to be quiet.
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Jun 06, 07
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children wear superman underwear. superman wears chuck norris underwear
doesn't look at his watch, he decides what time it is LOL: Chuck norris can slam a revolving door!
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Jun 06, 07
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. crap i got a little carried away...
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Jun 06, 07
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. Chuck Norris cuts dimonds with his teeth. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Chuck Norris invented water! Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
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Jun 06, 07
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Quote:
Chuck Norris eats rocks and shits lightning bolts
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Jun 07, 07
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lol... nice.. lots of chuck norris jokes i've heard before and a lot i've never heard before.. keep em coming
here's a few when chuck norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet.. the water gets chuck norris'd why is it that you can never see chuck norris in the dark? because the dark is affraid of chuck norris! there are no disabled people.. only people who've met chuck norris
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