Joke

[crackdragon]

Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.

The first, an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon shut them all up when
he observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by crackdragon

Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.

The first, an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon shut them all up when
he observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

nice. A+

[thebobman]

a joke in the same vein (a-yuk!):

Three engineers are discussing who designed the human body over beers:

The first, a structural engineer, says "It must have been a structural engineer! Look at the bone structure, the way the muscles all work in harmony to achieve a perfect motion!"

The second, an electrical engineer, says "Nope, couldn't have been anybody other than an electrical engineer! Think about your nerves, your brain and how it can control it all through tiny electrical pulses!"

The third, a civil engineer, has been quiet until this point. Finally he takes a long sip of his beer, sets it down and says, "Sorry, folks, your both way off base. The human body was clearly designed by a civil engineer, no doubt about it."

The structural & electrical engineer look dubious. "How do you figure that?" ask one of them.

"Well," says the civil engineer, "only a civil engineer would have the audacity to run all the sewage lines through the recreational facilities!"