Another Aesop Thread Cause Im Exited Okay

[Ms.Tarantula]

9 MORE SLEEPS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Revolver]

who the fuck is that?

looks like my landscapeing guy has a hobby he didnt tell me about...

[Ms.Tarantula]

and the last shall be, first to the curb with the mad cow meat, face in the bars of a regular cell when he woke up high in collectible hell, boom town kid who was taught by the binge that a man who expire with the most shit win, that's warpy american nonsense penned by the rich, not a routine friend in a pinch, still not used to the stench, how it throws off otherwise lucid events, in the case the afraid observe i got a pro-keds box full of layman's terms, it goes hey, peace, pray for the plagued, major relief and capacious rains, but just cuz i don't want to war with you, it don't mean go warm up the barbecue, i'm like pardon you, sawed off limit, my high noon is a quick little minute, i don't wanna spend it sitting with a critic, who simply isn't going to ever really get it, this HQ is alive and alone, no driveway no sign of a home, no dial tone, no line for the phone, no world's tiniest violin song, and i might just lie to them all, lie in the morgue with a deep breath hiding and bored, fighting a smile, highly annoyed, when the timing is right i will rise and record, cal for the monster beats and blockhead got animal drums like he's doctor teeth, it goes red light green light 1 2 3, one large coffee, fuck you, peace.

[NinjaBoy]

^
Revolver, your landscaper does not appear to be a very good rapper. I hope he's better at fixing your lawn.

[Ms.Tarantula]

parade has been cancelled on account of rain.


ruiners lol

[rustybob]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

parade has been cancelled on account of rain.


ruiners lol

Don't worry Leah, the Club Crawl's going to be funner anyways.

[Ms.Tarantula]

f dat aesop is highlight of october.

[Big R]

hasnt released anythig good since

Bazooka Tooth

[Lush]

^ Oh please, have you listened to "None Shall Pass?"
Not to mention that Bazooka Tooth wasn't released THAT long ago

Edit* It was released in 2003 give me a break

[scue]

so.. are there any tickets avail still? I know a few places have sold out.. Pretty sure ticketmaster has some though.


i just listened to the all of the previous albums a few days ago. totally forgot about them.

[esoter1c]

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack I give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy.

Knick knack paddywhack I give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

[Bitchin]

I'll probably be there....

[Lush]

ticketmaster still has tickets

[Ms.Tarantula]

ps. Bazooka Tooth was OK but TBH I'm still in love with Appleseed.

None Shall Pass ftw, tho. :)

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

...Every time I see this Aesop thread , I think the short stories study unit from grade school....

He wrote some good shit alright.

DEAR EVERYONE! I KNOW SOMEONE SORT OF FAMOUS, PAY ATTENTION!

Please.

[impure]

how much are tickets?
i get to town the day before, FUCK YEAH!

CHRIS! let's go!