Are you an ass man? (woman?)

[Mr Ektion]

So you're walking past someone and you notice that they have good style. What do you do?

Are you the type of person to give a polite double take and give a quick peek at their bum? ME? TOTALLY. I'm totally an ass guy without even realizing it. Sometimes I'm like, meh, nice hair. And I'll give their bum a quick look even though... it doesn't mean anything. WHAT'S WITH THAT?!

It's not like i'm gawking at your boobs. And i've seen friends pass friends and quickly do a bum check. what are your thoughts?

[wishbone]

i give a double check on her personality and self confidence.

[miss.myra]

ass is totally the new boobies. tell your friends


signed,

a girl with an 'ass'

[stabmyhead]

I'm all about the booty!

[cubed]

sorry, it's the whole package or nothing at all.

[Kraig]

I'm with Jim on this one... all about proportion and the entire package.

[Mr Ektion]

the full package is a given. but is there anyone out there that HASN'T or consciously doesn't do the bum check because you think it's dastardly and perverted? Like, what guy (or girl) wouldn't like some random stranger to politely lean into you and say "hey myra, your bum is looking awfully cute today" and let that be it.

to me it's a compliment when someone checks out my pooper. and when I check out someone elses, that's all it is. a compliment. ... hahah ,i'm out to lunch here aren't i...

[esoter1c]

[Revolver]

nope.

i agree its all about the booty.

its been that way ever since july 5th 1982.

[hardstylin]

I use to be all about the ass.

now I just wonder if they fuck good :)

[-evil-duerr-]

aww. mr ektion is coming to terms with his manhood...

this is just like that Wonder Years episode when Kevin acts like an idiot but realizes his mistakes before the end of the show.

you'll get yer winnie cooper, mr ektion. youll get her good!

[FireWire]

Nope sorry - can't say I am. I'm a true tit man.

But I'm also with Jim on this subject as a whole...

[Mr Ektion]

OH! and it all makes sense now! for all these years i wondered why that episode rung so clearly in my head...

[omega_image]

Originally Posted by Mr Ektion

to me it's a compliment when someone checks out my pooper.

first off, don't ever refer to an ass as a "pooper".....

Originally Posted by Mr Ektion

Like, what guy (or girl) wouldn't like some random stranger to politely lean into you and say "hey myra, your bum is looking awfully cute today" and let that be it.

secondly..... something you're not telling us?

[ebbomega]

yeah.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

I use to be all about the ass.

now I just wonder if they fuck good :)

haha same.

the nastier the better

[Mr Ektion]

Originally Posted by omega_image

first off, don't ever refer to an ass as a "pooper".....



secondly..... something you're not telling us?

regardless if i did or didn't, i'm sure I wouldn't be able to convince YOU otherwise.

[esoter1c]

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Mr Ektion

OH! and it all makes sense now! for all these years i wondered why that episode rung so clearly in my head...

ha ha. wonder years makes a lot of sense to me to.

I think all of us have been Kevin at one time or another...
and at the worse times, some of us have even been Paul.. it sucks when were Paul. nobody likes a kill joy.

[yoko*]

well, unless I can see the bare butt I would withhold complete judgement - that is, if we are judging the bum based on whether it looks good even without the guise of clothing.

Some people can credit nice pants for the appearance of a "nice" ass. That exact butt without clothes might be a different picture. Never underesetimate the power of a nice pair of pants to tweak the appearnce of a butt.

Conversely, not all of our body types fit into the mould of the types of pants available in stores. Some people may have a "nice butt" without clothing, but have trouble finding the right pair of pants that compliment them.

So, if a chick walks by with a "nice style", I would be more inclined to wonder where they got their clothes.

[-evil-duerr-]

bum science, it's serious shit. I love science.

[mithridate]

there are jeans that will lift and add support.
much like a bra...

hehe..

[esoter1c]

[meth0dical]

eso missed one!

[meth0dical]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

aww. mr ektion is coming to terms with his manhood...

this is just like that Wonder Years episode when Kevin acts like an idiot but realizes his mistakes before the end of the show.

you'll get yer winnie cooper, mr ektion. youll get her good!

wtf does this have to do with a thread on asses?