Whats on your Christmas list this year?

[Pussy*Kat]

So... What is it you asked for?

I got my hair extensions for Xmas...

Also asked for Chanel glasses, Blackberry curve and a puppy.



:love:

[cubed]

world peace.

what can I say, I've got high expectations.

[ppcock]

I asked for a gift card to ebgames
or money for a new tattoo.

I think im going to give myself a gift of fixing my front tooth.

[Disco_Whore]

Speakers for my laptop...I don't think I really -need- anything else.

apostrophes!

[NinjaBoy]

I don't normally make a christmas list. If I want something I just tend to buy it.

I guess that's why I end up with gift cards.

[hardstylin]

I want a puppy.
some new plates.
a lamp would be nice too.

[robyn]

[mithridate]

cookie monster waffle maker

Amazon.ca: Amigurumi!: Super Happy Crochet Cute: Books: Elisabeth Doherty

Amazon.ca: Amigurumi World: Seriously Cute Crochet: Books: Ana Paula Rimoli

and snuggles.

[Revolver]

[Lil Jenna]

Help with moving.
Knife set.
Crest White Strips (for my stocking)
New bed set.
Gift certificates for clothes.

[Courtney]

all i want for xmas is to not be doing schooooooool work!!!!!

[Disco_Whore]

^I feel ya on that one! Only 15 more days until I am completely free from the clutches of school for two whole weeks. It is going to be AMAZING.

[baby-phat]

- laptop (probably not getting one though.. *sigh*)
- digi cam
- good luck

I'll prob end up with mostly just gift certificates, chocolates and socks. lol

[-evil-duerr-]

sweet dance moves and a new walking cane to impress the guys at the old folks home.

[hardstylin]

where would i buy one of those loonie grabbers strippers have for after there show??

[mojo]

airfare, dollars, pesos, quetzals, lempiras,

[diva]

Some quality luggage

[ebbomega]

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

- Steve Martin

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by mojo

airfare, dollars, pesos, quetzals, lempiras,

Cash, loot, cheese, cheddar, paper, cabbage, dead presidents...

[mojo]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Cash, loot, cheese, cheddar, paper, cabbage, dead presidents...

Wow, great work! But no, I would actually like a sampling of the mentioned currencies as I will be visiting the corresponding countries in the new year. Plus some help with the airfare to the region.

[ppcock]

a gf

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


or a guy with a vagina

my standards are that low!

[Grapes]

Revolver I have that..

Asked for Canucks tickets.

Gonna see Brodeur in what may be his last trip to the Garage Dec 18th?

(They'd better fucking dress him or I'm asking Santa for a refund)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by mojo

Wow, great work!

Heh, it's a Pubahs song. =P

[tiedye]

My two front teeth.

[ /obvious ]