so today management went all out and got us booked at a fancy shindig with buffet style food. i came in a bit late and got separated from the kidz table (all the ppl my age), and ended up smack dab with the old regulars.
one dude is obviously fucking drunk and he's sitting next to me. apparently he's going through a messy separation and it's sorta the talk of the town. anyway, someone goes "so how are things"
out of nowhere, he talks about how easy it is pull girls at the bar
, and then goes on to the one night stand he had last night in detail
the whole time, everyone is
and someone goes, 'another awkward moment, brought to you by Bacardi'.
lawlz.
how was your work party?