surrey jokes

[kimmay candy]

hahah *lowers her head* I just moved here a year ago, and my buddy knew about surrey. I didnt really I lived in Fernie for 10 yrs. and hes like so kim you gunna be a surrey gurl now eh? lol I was like yuppers I guess so man! and he laughed so hard,now I see why! hahaha kris your an ass!

[DiZz_E]

Originally posted by BB_YungYung



I grew up in Vancouver but I live in surrey now

it's true about the hookers thing cause it's not illegal to be a prostitue in Surrey, for some dumb ass reason.(that is why surrey has more and more hookers) but it's illegal to pick them up.

that's why you don't walk the streets of surrey.. you run.. LOL
I've been living here for 8 years now in surrey, and don't feel safe
I have never gone anywhere in surrey by myself, that's how bad it is.
but if you stick me in Van, I'm fine..... I'll be at home.


As for surrey guys...........
who do you think does all the car jackings?
Need I say more?

how bout some jokes not your life story

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by Special_J
^^ It doesn't bother me and I'm from surrey. I am not like that but i would have to admit that 95% of the girls out here are. It's gross, you can't walk 5 blocks without passing like 6 hookers

No offense but, don't you live in newton? I live in surrey as well but it's about a ten minute drive from my area untill I can find any hookers.


And I also know that more than 5% of the girls that live here don't fit into the stereotype, because that's exactly what it is, a stereotype. (It may have some truth behind the origin, but is often blown out of proportion).

[BongMan]

Im with spanks on this one where I live surrey aint bad I fell safe to walk around at night by myselfe.. I have never been jumped Shanked gotten a car stolen where I live..

Oh and Clay Exco gear man = Jason :)

[Lady Dame]

how do you circumsize a surrey boy?

kick his sister in the back of the head.

sorry man, if your gunna tell a joke, tell it right!!!
its
how do you circumsize a surrey boy?

kick his sister in the teeth.

[Lady Dame]

being blonde and living in surrey i have heard pretty much every blonde/surrey joke you could think of... so this thread isnt really anything special.....

want some good ones, go to the source... strawberry hills.
*laughs* :soak:

although i have a few up my sleeve...

how does a surrey girl turn on the lights after sex?

she opens the car door.



what does a surrey girl and a screen door have in common?

the harder you bang it, the looser it gets.


what does the surrey/blonde girl say after multiple orgasms?

so, are you guys all on the same hockey team?

[MistressSpankME]

^ what part of surrey are you from?

Oh and dize_e, shut the fuck up.

[Lady Dame]

Newton.......
the heart of 140 Astreet and 70th

[bob]

i've lived in surrey my whole life, and i've met plenty of decent girls out here.

that doesn't mean i'm not gonna say those jokes aren't fucken hilarious! who cares if you surrey ladies are being stereotyped... either you can roll with the punches and have a laugh, or you can be a nerd and cry about it like a fucking spaz.

[DiZz_E]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME
^ what part of surrey are you from?

Oh and dize_e, shut the fuck up.

if youre going to talk shit then at least spell my name right.
stupid bastard.

[Clayton.]

Originally posted by BongMan
Im with spanks on this one where I live surrey aint bad I fell safe to walk around at night by myselfe.. I have never been jumped Shanked gotten a car stolen where I live..

Oh and Clay Exco gear man = Jason :)

HAHAHA..that dude is wearing differant exco every time i see him.

[Jrin]

I know some parts of Surrey are shitty but damn...once you get in south Surrey from Blaine, the house look twice as big as the ones in Blaine.

Any good Surrey jokes about 0 Ave? :kam:

[CDeM]

If you're gunna make a Surrey joke, at least be original. For all you that are clueless, it was originally ... how do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw!

Haha, it's funny ... but it's annoying how you turned it on Surrey peeps.

[Lostcause]

It was origionally a surrey joke....Redneck.


oh...Nice avitar.

[Flip]

What does a popular Surrey girl wear behind her ears?

Her Ankles.



What do you call a Surrey girl who's never had sex?

A liar.



What do you call a respectable girl from Surrey with high standands.

Make believe.



What do you call a guy who's never nailed a Surrey girl.

Me!

[Mo...]

How does a Surrey Girl turn on the light in the morning??

Opens the car door......

[Mo...]

but hey.. i am from surrey and im not a dirty slut