surrey jokes

[DiZz_E]

i'll start this off...

why is there only 2 pall bearers at a surrey funeral?
theres only two handles on a garbage can.

[~god~]

whats your warranty on your tv??
touch the back.. it should still be warm.

[Chet]

what do you call a surry girl with a runny nose?




Full!!!

HA HA HA AH AHAH

[Sketchy]

I apologize in advance for this one...


"What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?"

You can only get one hand up a puppet!!!

[Sketchy]

I can't help myself, I have to post them...
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What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a supermarket cart?

A supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
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What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a German Shepherd dog?

Lip gloss.
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[Special_J]

What's the difference between a surrey girl and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week afterwards.

Unfortunatly for me I am stuck living in Surrey and I have to be around those kind of girls all the time, I hate it here

[Lostcause]

dude..I drove through surrey the other day....I couldn't Believe it....These jokes are closer to the truth than people think.

[*Jessica*]

what do little kids in surrey get for christmas?
langley kids bikes

haha that ones kinda shitty

[PhuNky~fLoW]

ahahahaha

this thread gets a *thumbs up*

here's one...

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how do you circumsize a surrey boy?

kick his sister in the back of the head.

[Lostcause]

Originally posted by elguato


well yeah most of them ARE based on the truth, thats why they are so funny...

Aren't you from Germany?

[Lostcause]

how long you been in The big C?

[Lostcause]

Nice.

[omnirecords]

what's the difference between a surrey girl and a limo?

not everyone's been in a limo.

[Lostcause]

What does an Surrey girl say after having sex ?
What team do you guys play for?

[Lostcause]

What do Surrey girls use for protection during sex?
Bus Shelters

[normal josh]

whats the difference between a surry girl and her mom...

about $5!!

whats the difference between a surry girl and a freezer...

the freezer dosent fart when you pull out your meat!!!

what did the surry girls mom say to the surry girl...

if your not in bed by ten, come home!!!

what the difference between a surry girl and surry guy...

she has the higher sperm count!!!

[Clayton.]

Nice jokes!

Now i gotta go out and rob somesome fool then stab him in the head so i can fit the surrey kid stereotype. Then i'll go smoke some crack and hang out at a bus stop while flossin in my new EXCO gear.

[MissZiggy]

Originally posted by PhuNky~fLoW
ahahahaha

this thread gets a *thumbs up*

here's one...

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how do you circumsize a surrey boy?

kick his sister in the back of the head.

Hahahahaha!! THis one gets two thumbs up!! :y: :y:

[yoko*]

i don't exactly agree with the subject of these jokes... but so long as the f&k gods haven't said a word, or those in surrey aren't offended.. carry on i suppose.

[Special_J]

^^ It doesn't bother me and I'm from surrey. I am not like that but i would have to admit that 95% of the girls out here are. It's gross, you can't walk 5 blocks without passing like 6 hookers

[normal josh]

why did the surry girls have belly button rings?

because its a good spot to hang an air freashener

[D-LoCz]

Hahaha^

[DiZz_E]

whats the difference between a surrey girl and a bowling ball?
you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball

whats the difference between a surrey girl and a freezer?
a freezer doesnt fart when you pull the meat out

[DiZz_E]

what do a surrey girl and a turtle have in common?
once theyre on their back theyre fucked

[BB_YungYung]

Originally posted by Special_J
^^ It doesn't bother me and I'm from surrey. I am not like that but i would have to admit that 95% of the girls out here are. It's gross, you can't walk 5 blocks without passing like 6 hookers

I grew up in Vancouver but I live in surrey now

it's true about the hookers thing cause it's not illegal to be a prostitue in Surrey, for some dumb ass reason.(that is why surrey has more and more hookers) but it's illegal to pick them up.

that's why you don't walk the streets of surrey.. you run.. LOL
I've been living here for 8 years now in surrey, and don't feel safe
I have never gone anywhere in surrey by myself, that's how bad it is.
but if you stick me in Van, I'm fine..... I'll be at home.


As for surrey guys...........
who do you think does all the car jackings?
Need I say more?