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drunk love
A young punk with spiked green, purple and orange hair gets on a bus. His face and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He Sits down directly across from an old man, who just stares at him. Finally, the punk barks at the old man, "what are you looking at you old fart...didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah, back when i was in the navy, i got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son." |