what are your special job skills?

wum · #1 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can toss my cleaning towell in the air like a pizza, and catch it. :)
I can allso keep it in teh air like youd do with a balloon. thats pretty difficult with a little towell. even when its one of those microfiber ones, and a little wet.

TrYpTaMiNe · #2 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

thats frikkin amazing, ask for a promotion

ppcock · #3 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

i can play video games.

robyn · #4 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can tell you the size of your new born to eleven year old child from 10 feet away.

*Kane · #5 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

i can drive a front end loader and a bobcat

veN · #6 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can interpret the non-verbal subtleties, body language and behaviour of a child who has Autism. I can drive a school bus. I know Sign Language.

I think Wum's got me beat with that towel tossing tho!

neoh · #7 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I have numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

mojo · #8 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

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Originally Posted by neoh

I have numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

im very suprised this took 7 posts to make it on the list.

decypher · #9 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can drive really fast to any adress in white rock/south surrey and keep ur food intact and hot.

excellant box organizing/rider jack skills, haha

and the only thing thats useful - great people skills.

Akeel · #10 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

i can do cartwheels for a mile.

mapleleaf4ever · #11 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can run a small to mid-sized Corporate entity
I can fly any Single Engine, non-High Performance Aircraft with a Maximum Take-Off weight not more than 12,600lb
I can drive a split-axle Transmission
I can transport Dangerous Goods
I can take command and co-ordinate relief efforts in a Disaster
I can operate a BobCat Loader
I'm familiar with the operation of Standard Issue Weapons from the Canadian Forces...
The list goes on...

Grapes · #12 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

^ I still like the towel spinning skill.

I can accurately judge distances with only my EYES
I can endure weather better than most
I can plumb a plumb bob (when I don't have the booze shakes)
I swing a mean machete!!!

wum · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I can run a small to mid-sized Corporate entity
I can fly any Single Engine, non-High Performance Aircraft with a Maximum Take-Off weight not more than 12,600lb
I can drive a split-axle Transmission
I can transport Dangerous Goods
I can take command and co-ordinate relief efforts in a Disaster
I can operate a BobCat Loader
I'm familiar with the operation of Standard Issue Weapons from the Canadian Forces...
The list goes on...

CodaDrummer · #14 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can make you think that I did an oil change on your car and actually send you off with little more than a new oil filter and an engine full of piss.

You're not going to get far...

ppcock · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can make red lights turn green by starring at them.

ash1ee · #16 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

i'm kinda shitty at flair bartending. but i can spin a few bottles here and there.
and im becoming a pro NTN Texas Hold em player. Which is taking over from Golden Tee.
OH! I can take a shot of 151 and blow fire!! If you really want me to, i'll light the bar on fire first, pick up the fire with my hand and blow fire everywhere!

ebbomega · #17 (**permalink**) Mar 07, 05

I can talk for hours on end.

Grapes · #18 (**permalink**) Mar 08, 05

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OH! I can take a shot of 151 and blow fire!! If you really want me to, i'll light the bar on fire first, pick up the fire with my hand and blow fire everywhere!

I really want you to.

Opal wants a house warming....... (maybe that's too literal??)

robyn · #19 (**permalink**) Mar 08, 05

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Originally Posted by Grapes

I can plumb a plumb bob (when I don't have the booze shakes)

When my dad used to take me to work with him I was the official plumb bobber and chalk line snapper.

wum · #20 (**permalink**) Mar 08, 05

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Originally Posted by ash1ee

i'm kinda shitty at flair bartending. but i can spin a few bottles here and there.
and im becoming a pro NTN Texas Hold em player. Which is taking over from Golden Tee.
OH! I can take a shot of 151 and blow fire!! If you really want me to, i'll light the bar on fire first, pick up the fire with my hand and blow fire everywhere!

fuck, they teach you all that at bartending college?!

crookedking · #21 (**permalink**) Mar 08, 05

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Originally Posted by ash1ee

i'm kinda shitty at flair bartending. but i can spin a few bottles here and there.
and im becoming a pro NTN Texas Hold em player. Which is taking over from Golden Tee.
OH! I can take a shot of 151 and blow fire!! If you really want me to, i'll light the bar on fire first, pick up the fire with my hand and blow fire everywhere!

i had a shot like that once. it was called "cookie monster".

tasty stuff...i think.

wum · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 05

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I can run a small to mid-sized Corporate entity

do you have some kind of business degree?

Gusto · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 05

computer hacking skills. (i realize the napolean dynamite reference was already made, this isn't a reference to the movie.)

mapleleaf4ever · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 05

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Originally Posted by wum

do you have some kind of business degree?

Not yet. I was Assistant Manager of Alpha Aviation Inc. at the Airport I work at for awhile though.

wum · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 28, 05

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Not yet. I was Assistant Manager of Alpha Aviation Inc. at the Airport I work at for awhile though.

coo. is that enough to get your foot in the door to become like a bona fide CEO or the like?