How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

[veN]

This thread is rad Myles :y:

[rawb]

Originally Posted by mikey

back in gr 11 gym class me and my buddy would wrestle 8 of the small guys in our class (at the same time). They were all 120 - 150, and we beat them 2 outta three times...

id agree with you that pure leverage and technique are on your side, but you have to watch for the fact that these kids not only can bite/kick your soft neck/belly/genitals and are most likely gunning for those areas. pure management of numbers is hard, the weight issue only come sin when they have you down on yur front or back flat.

[Hot Karl]

if these kids are truly fearless i think 25 would be near max. i mean say the first wave of 5 or so, you knock these bad boys out, but as soon as that happens you're really surrounded, if one kid just grabs your arm/leg/back whatever you're pretty much fucked. the second you get to the ground it only takes one kid to stomp on your ankle or something and then you're fucked. if these kids worked to surround you, and with training they will, then you're fucked.

the closest thing would be to grab one kid and swing as a weapon. but even then, a full revolution still gives enough time for another kid to sneak through with a nut shot. then what?

on the bright side, you'd really fuck up a few kids before ya went down

[mikey]

^^^

well the jokes on them i like when my neck & balls get bit....

[veN]

^ bwahahah!

[Mr.Wrong]

best thread ever, im all about kicking five year olds in the face
just line em up

[Custard]

id say about 10-15. smokers lungs.

[baby-phat]

um, I'm a pussy so I'd say I could take on maybe 8. lol

[lou_belle]

dude, there are some frightening five year olds out there...and imagine if the pool your enemy was choosing kids from was on a reserve..

[lou_belle]

I'd take on fifteen...but in Bella Bella I'd wimp out against those cannibals and take on seven~

[Bitchin]

noidea.

depends on what mood I'm in...

[Hot Karl]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

dude, there are some frightening five year olds out there...and imagine if the pool your enemy was choosing kids from was on a reserve..

how's that racism going for you?

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Hot Karl

how's that racism going for you?

only if your really looking for it. definatly on the fence, could be taken left or right. I'll pm, just lets keep this thread on topic please. thanks =)

[lou_belle]

Oh just fine seen as how this is a villiage of people living in isolation that just happens to have a fairly descriptive title..NATIVES...yes...they ARE natives..

[mojo]

20, max. toddlers are stronger then they look. and if they are trained to hurt they would really be able to fuck you up.

[lou_belle]

Yhis is so on topic..technically speaking it would make a huge difference in the strength of the child if they just so happen to live in Bella Bella. Nearly everyone is related and everywhere a child goes there are relatives and friends that pick on one another and are very physically close to one another. The children seem to love hugging you until you can't trake anymore and are extra obnoxious. Really though...they tend to use a much more forward approach in wrestling and competitive sports. It's what they do.

So yeah watch out for those kids...they'd kill you!

Just for rererence...thats not being racist in any way...it just so happens that these land reserves are for natives only and they practice their skills all the time..

[LeeBrat]

haha, oh my, this thread is awsome =)
i donno how many kids i could take on...kids r scary so :p

[wum]

Originally Posted by Hot Karl

how's that racism going for you?

you call that racism ?

[wum]

5 is a good age. under that, and I'd feel bad about hurting them.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by wum

you call that racism ?

Originally Posted by sNyx™

only if your really looking for it. definatly on the fence, could be taken left or right. I'll pm, just lets keep this thread on topic please. thanks =)

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[Bitchin]

wait I dont think I could hit a child......

unless it was like a psyco demon child with like red eyes or some shit.

[Only_Glory]

man this thread is so great
k i think realisticly it would be possible to take out 30
i would pick the meanest, largest kid in the crowd, leader of the freaking pack. i would run towards him, knock him in the face! kick his right sidewing in the face, kick the other wingman with the left. that will show them i mean business. and to scare them off even more, i take a little girl and throw her at the fattest kid!
ok so by this time i wll prolly be out of breath, and only 5 kids knocked out. but the others are prolly in shock cause one of the kids will prolly be dead. im thinking the first one. cause with that first strike i prolly broke his neck but its ok he was prolly an asshole anyway.
so then i run around as the little punks chase me, and anyone that gets close to me, i punch them out, and i work those numbers slow and steady.
if they do pile on me. then i shall explode like neo did with agent smiths in the matrix! and i run over the kids to get some free space, meanwhile kneeing some of them in the face! ok i gatta stop this is getting me way to excited

[peaceful_gnome]

If it wasnt for the protective 'cup' I would be hesitant to go against more than about 10. A five year old would have to land several kicks to my head to knock me out. They aren't particularly strong, so any hand blows to my legs would be negligible. I see myself taking out around 20 to 30 before going down. One of the brats may land a crippling blow to my stomach, while another two jumped me from behind and knocked me to the ground. I could probably choke one or two of the little bastards before they could KO me with their vicious kicks.

[Grapes]

Rawb is right, people who think they could handle more than 15 or so are kidding themselves.

The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

This is a huge stipulation. When you grant them this mentality, you're not even talking about children as we know them anymore. Except maybe Children of the Corn. Given that any one of us would feel severe mental strain in such an endeavour, and be freaked out probably by the fact that the little bastards are unfazed, there is a severe psychological edge here.

And a huge part of fighting is just psychology.

[G3N3R4L]

remember ... the kids have to knock you out


not many kids have that much strength it would take alot of time for them to stomp you into unconciousness ... where hitting a 5 year old with a solid haymaker is lights out.


its a tough call