How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

[rawb]

well, obviously the 5 year old won't one punch you, but once you're pinned how long can you stay concious with one jumping on your head.

[Aspectre]

I could take 20-25 of em.
and do steeltoes count as a foreign object?

[Special-K]

Well the hand to hand combat instructor will probably spend all day teaching them how to boot you in the junk, that would cause problems. If i had a jockstrap i could probably take out like 30 to 50 of them.

[Special-K]

oh wow i DO get a cup. awsome

[Draven GD]

well i suggest we line up 100 or so and ill just see how many i could get through....

if they pull a weapon on me though ill call them poo poo heads, i have no mercy

[Grapes]

This calls for a well crafted computer simulation.

[Draven GD]

Originally Posted by Grapes

This calls for a well crafted computer simulation.

hy i lik th wy u thnk. :P
if you do make it, every so often some huge kid should come out screaming... theres always a few of them around...

[veN]

Just tell them all that Santa Claus isn't going to bring them presents if they are bad little boys and girls. They will start crying and sucking their thumbs. Haha.

[Grapes]

hy i lik th wy u thnk. :P

I like the way you conserve vowels.

You never know when you're going to need them..

[Ree Fresh]

I say give me the most you can give...

Id scream "I have ice cream... if you want some pretend to be dead"

Personaly I find 5 year olds to be the most obediant of all ages and will belive anythign you say.

[Grapes]

I scream, you scream, a murderous pack of 5 year olds scream for ice cream.

[Mr Ektion]

You guys aren't taking into account the screaming factor. When toddlers get wailing, it gets intense man. That could screw up your game mentally. Drop kicking is a totally bad idea. You don't want to be on the floor with two dozen or so ankle biters lunging at you. I'm not so afraid of a kid kicking me in the nuts either. because they're only like 4 feet tall, they're more likely to headbut you in the junk. unless they got their one day of training by Billy Blanks or Chuck Norris or something.

I could take about 40. Don't get surrounded or cornered, and don't let them grab a hold of you. When i try to visualize this, i think Ong Bok meet Smash TV (a video game from back in the day). Myles, you're sitting on a goal mine man. Pitch it to FOX.

[Draven GD]

well once they have you surrounded it doesnt get any worse that that, only so many can get you at once..... plus i have a great football face!! :P

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."

[lola_phyne]

Just tell them that their parents all died in a plane crash. While they stop to cry just start taking them all out.