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May 23, 06
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don't forget such films as "alices adventure throught the windshield glass" and "the decapitation of larry leadfoot"
or "firecrackers: the silent killer!" 
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May 24, 06
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Homer gets lured into a trap, by a pile of donouts...
"this looks suspicous, But delicious"
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May 24, 06
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"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing." "Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."
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May 24, 06
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marge: where could ned have taken our kids?!?!?!
homer: wait! in order to find flanders, i just need to think like flanders. *thinks to himself in a sarcastic tone* "i'm a big 4 eyed lameo, and i wear the same stupid sweater day after....." THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!!!!!! ........................................ ........................................ .................... *after marge get's tested for drugs* man: well, that clears it up. sorry bout the mix up. marge: the only thing i'm "high" on is love. love for my son and daughter. yes, a little LSD is all i need!
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May 24, 06
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Quote:
yes yes yes
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May 25, 06
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Haha the whole part where Homer and Marge go to parenting school is hilarious.
Instructor: Put your milk in the refridgerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack. And put your garbage in a GARBAGE CAN people, I can't emphasize that enough. Don't just leave it lying around. Marge: This is so humiliating... Homer: *writing* "garbage.. in.. garbage can" Hm.. makes sense! *** Instructor: Now, becoming a good parent isn't something that happens overnight, it's not like flicking on a lightswitch. Cletus: Duuuh.... light-switch? ***
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May 25, 06
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homer: that ayatollah thinks he is so much better than us . . . *points to a shirt that sais ayatollah asshollah* one of the funniest simpson bits ever!!!
oh yeah and also the beginnin of the episod where homer starts smokin pot. homer's convo with the crows . . . the way he has his hands on his hips. oh its gold!!!
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May 25, 06
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bart: mom, did you ever keep any of dad's old love letters?
marge: *giggles* of course i did sweethart! well, there's really only is one. just this post card from a Brewery he visited. "i dunno if iss thu beer talkin' marge, bu you gotta butt tha won't quit! the got thess preatzils here tha ah uuuuuugh uuuugghmmmm mmhmmm mmmmm............ 5 DOLLERS?!?!?! get outta here....."
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Jun 11, 06
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Jul 31, 06
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Bart: yeah dad, there is no "I" in team.
Homer: all i care about is "M-E!" My Enjoyment!
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Aug 02, 06
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[Lisa falls down stair case]
Homer: You're not gonna make the team with that kind of attitude! Lisa: I don't want to make the team! Homer: Then why are you running the obsticle course? Marge: Are you wearing my self defense whistle? Homer: You never use it! Marge: Hmmmmm... [Bart slides down the bannister] Bart: Good morning, everybody! Homer: Wipe that smile off your face. Bart: What did I do? Homer: I'm tired of watching you dogging on that football field! From now on I'm gonna work you like a dog! Now go fetch me twenty laps!
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Aug 02, 06
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Bart: hey, where's grandpa?
*grandpa's over at the flanders place, watching rod and todd play chess* Grandpa: there ya go, bart. take lisa's queen..... Rod: but i'm not bart, i'm rod flanders. Grandpa: there ya go again with smart-alec tone bart! lisa, go cut me a switch! Todd: Yes sir! Last edited by Skitzo_Style; Aug 02, 06 at 07:59 AM.
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Dec 25, 06
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marge: according to this homer, the monorail can reach speeds of over 150mph! what if something goes wrong?
homer: "what if"! what if i was showering and slipped on a bar of soap? OH MY GOD, I'D BE KILLED!
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