Best Bumper Sticker Ever!

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

If mean people suck, why isn't my dick in your mouth?

klockwize · #2 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

thats a good one!

i saw one a ong time ago thats made me crack up....

"rehab is for quiters"

project.one · #3 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

haha, nice!

Goat · #4 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

Life is sexually transmitted
Some days you're the dog, others days you're the hydrant.
Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.
Cat - The other white meat.

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

Now that's a good Bumper Sticker.

Although "Keep honking, I'm just reloading..." is also good for a chuckle.

Dean · #6 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

Life is sexually transmitted
Some days you're the dog, others days you're the hydrant.
Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.
Cat - The other white meat.

hahahahahahahaha

t-skywalker · #7 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

bwahahahahaha sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!! two thumbs up on it

Bevvy Swift · #8 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

"Keep honking, I'm just reloading..."

bwhahahaha

my dad's got

"jesus is coming... LOOK BUSY!!"

tBl0w · #9 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

'jesus the light'

G3N3R4L · #10 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

"Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap"

ash1ee · #11 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

"My other ride is your mom"

"If I wanted a hummer, I'd call your sister"

project.one · #12 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

"God may be your co-pilot. But Statan is pushing my gas pedel!"

dave mcnasty · #13 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.

this has gotta be my favourite.....offending a wide variety of people

frankie_V · #14 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

"I survived the drive in richmond"

project.one · #15 (**permalink**) May 22, 06

"i Love Surrey Girls"

Grapes · #16 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

These would probably be funnier if anyone in this thread could spell.

Wait a minute.. no they wouldn't.

Except for Ashlee's one about the hummer.

magic_hands · #17 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

oh man.. most of these are just fuckin gold.

DefJef · #18 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

the funniest bumper sticker ive ever seen had a picture of colonal sanders and a caption that said "Im dead!"

neoh · #19 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

I like:

"My ex is in the trunk."

"Get to close and i'll flick a booger on your windshield."

and.

"If you work to fail and succeed, what have you?"

trance4life · #20 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

not bad

project.one · #21 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

"Keep laughing, Im reloading!"

b0ld · #22 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

"Come to the darkside, We have cookies!!!"

project.one · #23 (**permalink**) May 23, 06

"Divers Go Deeper!"

Goat · #24 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

straight people only need gays for the fashion industry, gay people need straights so they don't die out

automatic · #25 (**permalink**) May 27, 06

"my Child Steals Your Honour Student's Lunch Money"